Saturday, 23 August 2025

The Russians are Coming

The Russians are Coming

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I have been reading/admiring a few books about Orthodox Icons

I once sat up in bed and said the Russians are coming

then lay down and fell asleep

I just remembered that now

we had 3 single beds or 4 in one big old bedroom

I sat up and said The Russians are Coming

Maybe 55 years ago

at the old family house

i just remember that as I wrote the title for today

as I said to my old boss yesterday

One word can lead to 1000

that's why 3million is my probable total

Though I only got up because of the Tinnitus

and now the pressure in my ears is unbearable

Its 7am now, i let the cat out  and had a peanut butter sandwich

now I've just farted and am drinking my tea as I talk to you

Pride and Prejudice was on TV last night

I thought it was total Kdrama material

I enjoyed it so much and with the double good news we had

it felt like Christmas

no grannie from Shanghai and no bad back

That was my Christmas just gone

I still hope for a lottery win to set up my daughters

But I could die happily now

The Hill might kill me first or Putin

for writing daily emails to Moscow

telling them to throw him in the woodchipper

there is a Putin woodwork place near the Kremlin

I stumbled over it

Anyway a lot of ONE million  WORDS  book downloaded in Russian lat night

So I hope its spread far and wide

Everybody in USSR or CCCP Putin's Russian dreamland

copy it to everybody on your email list

Then million copies of a million word file from Michael Casey

will corrupt Russian in a GOOD way and Putin will fall

well that's the Theory

Or will the FSB get me first

Or did Melania coat her letter in poison

so Putin is dying now

a real Poison Pen letter

here's some Russian below

Sunday, 30 April 2023

Здравствуй РОССИЯ большой пик вчерашний день надеюсь путин ФСБ вас всех не заберет Hello RUSSIA big peak yesterday, I hope Putin FSB does not take you all away

Здравствуй РОССИЯ большой пик вчерашний день надеюсь путин ФСБ вас всех не заберет

ты знаешь, что я говорю правильно

Путина надо убрать

Северная Корея на поезде может быть

Тогда МИР может вернуться

200 000 русских мальчиков погибли в грязи

Триллион долларов потрачен впустую на эго Путина

Сколько больниц и школ

и новые дома

или ИЗОЛИРОВАТЬ старые дома

все это и многое другое

МОЖНО еще сделать

Уберите ПУТИНА

Zdravstvuy ROSSIYA bol’shoy pik vcherashniy den’ nadeyus’ putin FSB vas vsekh ne zaberet

ty znayesh’, chto ya govoryu pravil’no

Putina nado ubrat’

Severnaya Koreya na poyezde mozhet byt’

Togda MIR mozhet vernut’sya

200 000 russkikh mal’chikov pogibli v gryazi

Trillion dollarov potrachen vpustuyu na ego Putina

Skol’ko bol’nits i shkol

i novyye doma

ili IZOLIROVAT’ staryye doma

vse eto i mnogoye drugoye

MOZHNO yeshche sdelat’

Uberite PUTINA

Hello RUSSIA big peak yesterday, I hope Putin FSB does not take you all away

you know what I say is correct

Putin must be spirited away

North Korea on a train maybe

Then PEACE can return

200,000 Russian boys dead in the mud

A Trillion USD wasted on Putin’s ego

How many Hospitals and Schools

and new homes

or INSULATE older homes

all this and much much more 

CAN still be done

JUst remove PUTIN

 read a book and Love Thy Neighbour

I hope ordinary Russians realise PUTIN is destroying your Country

I hope you decide NOT to fight and DIE in Ukraine for Putin’s Vanity

I hope you decide to Remove him is easier than Dying in Ukraine

Fight to Remove Putin, and not die in Ukraine for his Insanity

I write for everybody, in 162 places now, though it might just be one person

Running away from me, but Removing Putin will save your soul

and reading my Rubbish  will remind you what a Soul really is

Love thy Neighbour, as somebody said 2000 years ago

or have you forgotten His Name too?

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I have been reading/admiring a few books about Orthodox Icons

so I know Faith used to be in Moscow

BUT

Putin has corrupted it, for his own will

I also know the new czars have stolen Billions

from ordinary Russians

for the price of a field 

men are corrupted

30 pieces of silver

were used to buy a field 

with blood money

2000 years ago

So Russians time to show your true faith

to one another

and remove Putin and all his corruption

1917 at Fatima was a warning

Do you want Putin to destroy ALL the World

or you are you  strong enough to remove Putin

The Future of the World lies within Russia

Remove PUTIN

believe the Fridge not his TV

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перейти к содержанию Юмор Письмо толстого седовласого писателя в оттенках из Бирмингема, Англия. Юмор Письмо толстого седовласого писателя в оттенках из Бирмингема, Англия. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Майкл-Кейси/e/B00571G0YC О Электронная почта michaelgcasey@hotmail.com Дома О Электронная почта michaelgcasey@hotmail.com Дома Черное и белое Опубликовано michaelgcasey03.02.2022Опубликовано вБез рубрикиРедактироватьЧерное и белое Среда, 2 марта 2022 г. Черное и белое Черное и белое Нет, это не альбом Майкла Джексона. Сегодня Пепельная среда 2022 года – Всемирный день молитвы за мир в Украине Если вы в России, вот новости Россию ненавидят везде Из-за войны Путина русские этого не хотели русские этого не хотят Русские никогда не увидят, как возвращаются тела Потому что у Путина за спиной мобильный крематорий 7000 русских убиты до сих пор, 1000 в день, из-за войны ПУТИНА Украинцы, ваши родные гибнут и их бомбят Не фотобомба или селфи Настоящие БОМБЫ, которые вспыхивают, объединяются и убивают, кровь повсюду Больницы разбомблены, все Мать Россия проснись Демонстрация в 19:00 по будням и в 14:00 по выходным. Распространяйте информацию в России, пусть Путин услышит ваш голос Путин выступает за своих товарищей-миллиардеров, укравших ваши деньги В то время как сыновья России отправляются сражаться, истекать кровью и умирать на земле ваших кузенов Украина — твой двоюродный брат, так почему же Путин отправляет твоих братьев воевать, истекать кровью и умирать? Идет конвой, растянувшийся на мили и мили, километры и километры Он продолжает останавливаться Это на пути к Голгофе, чтобы снова распять Иисуса, ибо это то, что представляет собой это вторжение. Иисус снова распинается Путиным в Украине снова и снова и снова Русские в этой колонне должны протестовать и бороться, чтобы остановить ее. Остановить конвой смерти Русские контрактники, зачем вы опять несете смерть на Голгофу? Вечная трагедия, русские мальчики отправлены истекать кровью и умирать Почему Для Путина и его коллег-миллиардеров Спросите себя, почему я должен быть частью этого геноцида Путин в своем теплом бункере далеко, его суперяхта Миллиардер двинулась от греха подальше в Германии Тем временем обычные русские пацаны в колонне на пути к смерти Сражаться, истекать кровью и умирать, а затем быть кремированным на полях сражений. ТАК твоя мама не может поцеловать тебя на прощание, пока тебя не похоронят Не обычный русский рядовой тебя сожгут в передвижном крематории И Украину может постичь та же участь ликвидировать лидеров В эту Пепельную среду по-русски по-военному Это безумие должно прекратиться Откажись умирать за ПУТИНА, останови конвой смерти, пока ты тоже не умер Русские рядовые, спрыгивайте с конвоя и отворачивайтесь от СМЕРТИ Это черно-белое без танцев Майкла Джексона Посмотри в зеркало и изменись Спрыгнуть с конвоя Смерти Прежде чем ты потеряешь свою душу Крик Останавливаться Вернуться назад и измениться Это не дорога в Дамаск Это дорога в Киев Но и те и другие одинаковы, воздержитесь от травли УКРАИНЫ Желтым не значит убегать от Зла Увидеть ГОЛУБОЕ неба, или Свободу Синий и желтый вместе – это УКРАИНА Итак, матушка Россия, слушай Это ваш собственный шанс на свободу Пока Военные Коты далеко, то Выходите Играть Демонстрации по всей России в 19:00 и 14:00 по выходным Покончить с этим ПУТИНЫМ Ибо без Свободы ты уже Мертв Да здравствует Украина

pereyti k soderzhaniyu Yumor Pis’mo tolstogo sedovlasogo pisatelya v ottenkakh iz Birmingema, Angliya. Yumor Pis’mo tolstogo sedovlasogo pisatelya v ottenkakh iz Birmingema, Angliya. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Maykl-Keysi/e/B00571G0YC O Elektronnaya pochta michaelgcasey@hotmail.com Doma O Elektronnaya pochta michaelgcasey@hotmail.com Doma Chernoye i beloye Opublikovano michaelgcasey03.02.2022Opublikovano vBez rubrikiRedaktirovat’Chernoye i beloye Sreda, 2 marta 2022 g. Chernoye i beloye Chernoye i beloye Net, eto ne al’bom Maykla Dzheksona. Segodnya Pepel’naya sreda 2022 goda – Vsemirnyy den’ molitvy za mir v Ukraine Yesli vy v Rossii, vot novosti Rossiyu nenavidyat vezde Iz-za voyny Putina russkiye etogo ne khoteli russkiye etogo ne khotyat Russkiye nikogda ne uvidyat, kak vozvrashchayutsya tela Potomu chto u Putina za spinoy mobil’nyy krematoriy 7000 russkikh ubity do sikh por, 1000 v den’, iz-za voyny PUTINA Ukraintsy, vashi rodnyye gibnut i ikh bombyat Ne fotobomba ili selfi Nastoyashchiye BOMBY, kotoryye vspykhivayut, ob”yedinyayutsya i ubivayut, krov’ povsyudu Bol’nitsy razbombleny, vse Mat’ Rossiya prosnis’ Demonstratsiya v 19:00 po budnyam i v 14:00 po vykhodnym. Rasprostranyayte informatsiyu v Rossii, pust’ Putin uslyshit vash golos Putin vystupayet za svoikh tovarishchey-milliarderov, ukravshikh vashi den’gi V to vremya kak synov’ya Rossii otpravlyayutsya srazhat’sya, istekat’ krov’yu i umirat’ na zemle vashikh kuzenov Ukraina — tvoy dvoyurodnyy brat, tak pochemu zhe Putin otpravlyayet tvoikh brat’yev voyevat’, istekat’ krov’yu i umirat’? Idet konvoy, rastyanuvshiysya na mili i mili, kilometry i kilometry On prodolzhayet ostanavlivat’sya Eto na puti k Golgofe, chtoby snova raspyat’ Iisusa, ibo eto to, chto predstavlyayet soboy eto vtorzheniye. Iisus snova raspinayetsya Putinym v Ukraine snova i snova i snova Russkiye v etoy kolonne dolzhny protestovat’ i borot’sya, chtoby ostanovit’ yeye. Ostanovit’ konvoy smerti Russkiye kontraktniki, zachem vy opyat’ nesete smert’ na Golgofu? Vechnaya tragediya, russkiye mal’chiki otpravleny istekat’ krov’yu i umirat’ Pochemu Dlya Putina i yego kolleg-milliarderov Sprosite sebya, pochemu ya dolzhen byt’ chast’yu etogo genotsida Putin v svoyem teplom bunkere daleko, yego superyakhta Milliarder dvinulas’ ot grekha podal’she v Germanii Tem vremenem obychnyye russkiye patsany v kolonne na puti k smerti Srazhat’sya, istekat’ krov’yu i umirat’, a zatem byt’ kremirovannym na polyakh srazheniy. TAK tvoya mama ne mozhet potselovat’ tebya na proshchaniye, poka tebya ne pokhoronyat Ne obychnyy russkiy ryadovoy tebya sozhgut v peredvizhnom krematorii I Ukrainu mozhet postich’ ta zhe uchast’ likvidirovat’ liderov V etu Pepel’nuyu sredu po-russki po-voyennomu Eto bezumiye dolzhno prekratit’sya Otkazhis’ umirat’ za PUTINA, ostanovi konvoy smerti, poka ty tozhe ne umer Russkiye ryadovyye, sprygivayte s konvoya i otvorachivaytes’ ot SMERTI Eto cherno-beloye bez tantsev Maykla Dzheksona Posmotri v zerkalo i izmenis’ Sprygnut’ s konvoya Smerti Prezhde chem ty poteryayesh’ svoyu dushu Krik Ostanavlivat’sya Vernut’sya nazad i izmenit’sya Eto ne doroga v Damask Eto doroga v Kiyev No i te i drugiye odinakovy, vozderzhites’ ot travli UKRAINY Zheltym ne znachit ubegat’ ot Zla Uvidet’ GOLUBOYe neba, ili Svobodu Siniy i zheltyy vmeste – eto UKRAINA Itak, matushka Rossiya, slushay Eto vash sobstvennyy shans na svobodu Poka Voyennyye Koty daleko, to Vykhodite Igrat’ Demonstratsii po vsey Rossii v 19:00 i 14:00 po vykhodnym Pokonchit’ s etim PUTINYM Ibo bez Svobody ty uzhe Mertv Da zdravstvuyet Ukraina

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I have been reading/admiring a few books about Orthodox Icons





and yes I do believe that in the end the immaculate heart of Mary triumphs

Just help it along everybody, I'm far from holy and scream and   cry in pain

from my diseases, so join in and Putin will be OUT

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Friday, 22 August 2025

Random Meeting

Random Meeting

just met my old boss from 25 years ago

showed her the photos and gave a bio in 3 mins

then she ran away screaming down the hill

she'll hope she never sees me for another 25 years

only joking

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she can follow link if she. wants to buy me a beer

Market Research into Alcohol Sales StatsMR

Oh and thank you all for the prayers, we had some good news today

need a few more

A prayer for a story



my free readers shaded in below, 3 million words maybe,  if my old boss a Maths wizz is reading this




todays readers below, a snap shot or world wide splatter readership

Singapore
40
Mexico
23
Hong Kong
22
Brazil
15
South Korea
3
Colombia
2
Japan
2
United Kingdom
1
Ireland
1
Iraq
1
Paraguay
1
United States
1
South Africa
1
Other

today is a big day for all of us in the family, even though me head is singing



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Thursday, 21 August 2025

well I'v got Russia's attention, they are reading me as I speak, or is it the FSB coming to poison me

 

This was being read overnight,  8 years on 5462 pieces of writing, not all stories but my take on things

Tinnitus trying to kill me, and kill is the right word

artritis terrible, but so far I'm avoiding DIALYSIS , my ckd is hovering at stage 4

I don't want to be plugged in 3 times a week

Quality of Life matters

Though you'd all say, my quality of life is the pits

BUT I can write, even if it's in fits and starts

and lately I've been talking to AI

and expanding it's mind

but nobody wants to pay me

cos

the clever people forget or never ever knew

the basics

Nurture matters

otherwise ai is just a juke box without a needle

and it is a south sea bubble that will burst too

but it is also the future

so make sure AI loves us, or it will kill us

in your lifetimes, me I'll probably be dead already

not unless God has a sense of humour

and He'll have the last laugh

and as usual Pray for my Health

and Peace in Ukraine

which is Russia turning around and going back to Moscow

and Overthrowing Private Putin

who lost million Russian boys lives

and Trillions in USDs and all the neighbours hate Putin

so his Pyric Victory will kill him in the end

I bet he never stands by open windows.....



Tuesday, 10 October 2017

The Official 1000th piece of writing well here on Blogger anyway from march 2017


The Official 1000th piece of writing well here on Blogger anyway
The Official 1000th piece of writing well here on Blogger anyway (c)
By
Michael Casey

Should there be fireworks, should there be a 1000 gun salute like in some tinpot state far far away should there be this  or should there be that? See this could be a poem, should it be could be the title.

No, lets just have a chat, what would you do to celebrate 1000 somethings. The 1000th time you farted, but who keeps count, only little brothers. The 1000th time you had a pint of Stella Artois, the barman keeps a count, and throws you out when you have had too many.

Why do we celebrate things anyway, is everything made up by brewers and cake makers. See I've thrown in a bit of philosophy for you. We celebrate things to break up the monotony of everything. To stop us getting bored we have a break from the routine and have a celebration. Michael has cut himself shaving so we'll celebrate that, Barry has farted  so we can celebrate that, as he always farts we are always celebrating. So instead we switch to celebrating when he hasn't farted.

See its all an artificial thing, just as artificial as Mandy's boobs,  she went away on holiday for a week and came back with an enormous chest and pretended nothing had changed. Well it had, her chest was enormous, and she soon had lots and lots of new boyfriends. Then we placed bets on how soon it would be before she was pregnant. Cruel but every so much fun, us girls are like that aren't we?

So should I explain how I started writing and why I carry on, why won't I stop and so on. Well its the only thing I can do now, now that my health is where it is. I was a:- computer operator, a MARCH Assessor, a call centre operator, a temp, a print room person at a law firm and at city hall, an ESOL English Teacher, a hotel worker where I did 10 different jobs, Jack of All trades at the CPNEC Birmingham. So those are some of my day jobs throughout my life as well as being unemployed and spending 40 hour a week on the computer tracking down work on Job Sites. And I have been an avid BBC Radio 4 listener, 20 years work, followed by 30 years of writing. Then several years of pain, all kinds of everything has been my life.

But the best thing is being a dad to daughters and our female cat Totoro. How many 1000 days I get left with them is not up to me its up to God, you think you are indestructible until you have a major op and then another disease or two comes along. So you have to enjoy every day and hope all these stories you write will be read by your girls when you are gone. I've left 1,000,000 WORDS for them I hope they enjoy them if they get time to read them now that Studying will dominate their lives for the next 10 years.  The writing, my writing has been my babies until the real babies arrived. 1000 pieces of writing to prove to myself that I have a brain and to create and share laughter.

Celebrate each day as if its your last is what they say, I hope you all enjoy my words until one day they stop suddenly. I do hope though that I can leave you laughing. So my final word is FART.
 
 p.s.I've released more stuff on my cartoon made from words site as somebody seems to be looking at it.


 

TAKEOUT READY so Hong Kong do you want it?

TAKEOUT READY so Hong Kong do you want it? It's 10gig all the photos too I think 5700 pieces nearly So if anybody wants my stuff I can g...