Saturday, 2 March 2024

Navalny's last laugh

Navalny’s last laugh?

Peter Sellers the great British comic actor when he died he had some music played.

In actual fact he had tricked the Vicar so when the music played his friends laughed.

SO, I may be wrong, but Navalny had a great sense of humour so we saw from prison

and his family and friends can attest to it.

So was My Way being played at his grave, was that a final laugh?

Laughing at Putin, and reminding us that like a stripper Putin

has only one final curtain or veil left.

So with a bit of wind, Putin will be naked, like the Emperor without any clothes.

Maybe I have too much Hope, but Russia deserves better

And it can have it, just pull back the curtain and expose Putin

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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Friday, 1 March 2024

A normal day

 A Normal Day (c) 

By Michael Casey

I've been chilling and we did have a flake of snow too,  so the berries on my bush were there for a 

reason.

Every day is different, the amount of noise when I   wake is horrendous.

Then I go downstairs and have breakfast. I may have gotten up at 3 or 4am because the Tinnitus torture 

was too much, so rather than be a sitting target while I lay in bed ,  I get up instead,

So I have a tea and a Rosary, you cannot read all the news constantly on a tablet or phone.

Then if Totoro  our cat is about I may feed her too.

I may spend a full hour in the dark of the night just there , Totoro  may go out to listen to the morning 

chorus, or kill it.  Then return again, by which time I'm dead on my feet, and I stagger back to bed.

So I can get more sleep, but I awake again like clockwork,  and Tinnitus is screaming at me, like having

Donald Trump on my chest being very demanding, but no checks or non disclosure agreement

just NOISE.

When I've had enough slots of sleep I get up.

I spend a few hours checking my websites and reading all the Newspapers

How can Americans believe TRUMP LIES, does not bode well for the future

If we have Trump, people will respect us

NO, one lunatic in the world is enough, but Trump is even madder than before

So can you see the mushroom clouds forming?

Reagan said something about Mad people in charge of Nuclear weapons

No wonder I cling to my Rosary

Other forms or Faith are available

Trump believes in Nothing, but himself

God Help Us

Anyway after my words and my figures, and maybe I should be a Male Model

ok, a cadavre for the Medical School, and the sooner the better, you are all so CRUEL

I'll have a look at the Houses on rightmove

I like to dream where we could live, if the Lottery turned up

Today's dream house is at the end

I'm thinking what if I ended up on dialysis and wanted a home machine

so I'd need space and plumbing for it

Otherwise I'd be going to a hut, 3 times a week

which I hate the thought of.

and the taxi fares there and back would be big

Its inevitable is what my consultant said

But God is good, so I hope I can avoid all that for a couple of years

GFR 21 now, all you medics just sighed

So I have my dreams for a house

and yes 4 more kids too, but both are really Fairy Tales

not unless Singapore surprises me

a Crazy Rich Asian and all that

Then as darkness falls, I'll have my dinner

followed by Kdramas on TV

and maybe more Trump watching

He's hoping to cash in on his SPAC

4 billion, if he cashes in and crashes the stock price

Suckers will lose and he'll have money

or a way to make money  to pay the 500,000,000 USD fines

as in USA you have to pay to appeal

If you lose the Courts already have your money

Back to Kdramas and late night news

Finally bed, and Taylor Swift and Sam Smith

as I have constant Music to drown Tinnitus

and finally I sleep for 2 hours then wake again

or I don't sleep so I get up in the middle of  the night

and the cycle repeats itself

Such is my day, so pray God sends me something

and this has turned into a story

So I'll add it to my latest book

Now look at my latest dream house

a 4 bed bungalow





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