a load of wide spread readers again last night
have you all been to Rome and are telling the family to read me
I'm touched, but you know that already
Touched for the first time etc
Why don't I write full story stories
WELL
its not because the Well has run dry
NO
but Tinnitus is such a pain
I need an HOUR
to write a piece
That's very quick but I've had words my head
since I was 8 years old and was afraid of the teacher
and I hid in books
So blame Mr Gallagher
with bushy eyebrows like Milo OShea
from Me Mammie and Barbarella
he was my teacher
so Words took over and I became a bookworm
he also gave me 4 on the backside with a slipper
for not knowing my Times tables
and yes I still know them
NOW
a Story takes me an hour
and you spend 5 mins reading it
12 to 1 radio
and do you ever thank me
THANK YOU MICHAEL FOR THE STORY
as a subject line
I know you all read
But of the10 healed only one turned back to say thanks
but i'll continue as its all I can do
SO SUFFER
Now
thank you all for reading me
The old Stan nations, from Russia's evil empire
they seem to like me too
Not unless its Russian embassies in all those countries
that are reading me
Its very hot here in Birmingham
Russia. tries to hack our Electic supply too
I'm overheating already,
Just went outside to Twerk for the cleaner in her car
I'm worn out now
Its all caught on ring doorbell
If my back moves 1mm in the wrong direction
then I cannot walk for up to a month
so TWERKING can be dangerous
it can bring on many changes
such as back problems
OR
one of you gets pregnant
and lives happily ever after
and yes I look pregnant
and I have 3 breasts
as my Hernia is bigger than
some flat chested women's breast
and too much paracetamol gives you man boobs
look for the bulges in my chest in from photos
So this has not been a story story and won't be in any
of my books, so go mine my sites
more fun than Bitcoin mining
and Bitcoin is a self deluding hoax
for criminal transactions
and Bill Gates agrees with me on that
JUST
open the Flood Gates and wash away
Putin's stains on History
Red roses in Red Square and Free Vodka
Militarism is rubbish from 80 years ago
May Peace be Upon all the Lands
Pax Vobiscum
my readership everywhere 171 plus countries
I pray all of you want a Piece of Me, or just PEACE everywhere
not Militarism
you can mine for the translations yourselves
or buy my Original English on Amazon
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