this is my problem Amazon, I will eventually annoy you and you can fix it

 this is my problem Amazon, I will eventually annoy you and you can fix it

YES you have offered help

BUT I DO NOY LIVE A STRAIGHT LINE

Tinnitus and Pain are my Bedfellows

In a nutshell

I forgot my password, so I cannot buy stuff

BUT I also forgot the password to the 2nd line

where I have to prove the first

SO the quickest answer

IS that when I eventually contact you

YOU don't LOOP, as you will

and waste an hour of my life

I also have MUSIC too

the music continues as I have not logged out on my music devices

NOR on my Prime TV

So that's it

Music works

Tv works

BUT as U have double password failures

It stumps AMAZON

You have my address and phone

ANd i could put a photo on HERE

on a LIVE text support

to Prove who i am

so it could be fixed in 5 mins

you phone me , I  prove who I am

you change Password

AND l me change my 2nd line email address and

BOB is your uncle in 5 mins

BUT that is too logical

SO

I may try all that

BUT in the END just create a NEW Amazon account

BUT

its proves your systems are RUBBISH

WHY

because you should have all this ALREADY

in your IDIOT PROOF MANUAL

not a dozy waiter being hit by a tray

SMILE

no I'm not an Italian male model and mountain climber

this is Frassati, a fellow Joker

and If he pulls a few stings and I get a son

Mathew Frassati Casey will be the name

MFC

like the football club, of mfc wood

so another piece to add to the pile

I poured old perfume in our dustbins

somehow the smell is reaching into the house and study

So I may vomit due to being overpowered by Perfume

NOT 

unless its Padre Pio and his smell up to mischief

I had. a bath and shave already

It's ten to seven now, 18.50pm

just in case it marks a point in history

Pussies Galore, it must be James Bond