Friday, 13 February 2026

Friday 13th February 2026

Friday 13th February 2026

my head is exploding

but the sight of a pretty girl jogging past

is distracting

and turns your head for a moment to other things

then the tsunami of noise and pain takes over

but thank god he created women for us

if only for a second the distraction

is pure invention

so don't criticize me

if I look out the window occasionally

it's god's fault not mine

his creation was just too good to ignore

as she sailed past my door

that is. what we are here for anyway

to pass the time away

and enjoy the view

even if the pain and noise is too much

god created woman to heal us

Hail Mary Full of Grace

Heal the Human Race

Today, before it is too late



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