Missionary Position 18th October 2025

Missionary Position

I just spotted some very far flung places reading me

Only Cafod and Columban  Missionary folks

might be in such places

or naughty boys up to mischief

I guess I have saints and sinners reading me

SO

thank you one and all

My stuff is an easy read for anybody

and Hong Kong THANK YOU

for reading me

and any Chinese in Malta on English Language courses

HELLO TO YOU TOO

2013 was my last holiday, and it was there in Malta

maybe one day that Hong Kong millionairess 

takes me there for a holiday

but I don't have a valid passport

All sorts read me and it's nice to see

all the figures every morning

You get more of these than story stories nowadays

TINNITUS is to blame

Though if I had a Scribe I could dictate a new story

in 10 minutes if the Scribe could type fast enough

Usually it takes an hour to write

and 5 minutes for you to read

3,000,000 words probably if you count it all up

37 years writing

and 20 years listening to  BBC Radio4 as my university

In Search of an Indian Princess

is the thrilling ending to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

by me, Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades usually

or Gorilla with a Rosary, cos in my tight shrunken jumper

I do indeed look like a Gorilla with a Rosary

or a bad looking Benny Hill in my beret to keep me warm

and Tinnitus my unwanted lover at bay

or Frank Spencer from long ago

ANYWAY

wherever you are in the world

Pray for my health

and for Putin to join the other bricks in the wall

cos

tyranny must  fail

and all TITLES are a Pantomime

so I will never accept any

DAD is more than enough and the best one ever to have