Beyond Imagination Zuckerberg the Roman General
now this is but a dream as Shakespeare might say
Picture this Tsunami over the Internet
Ozzy Osbourne funeral fades into the distance on Broad Steet
Then through the mists
A single Roman General appears
Its COBOL MAXIMUS himself
Zuckerberg in a very short toga
he is carrying a sword and shield
out of the mist an Army appears
They follow COBOL Maximus
Banging their swords on their shields
They are the ORIGINAL Heavy Metal
the din gets louder and louder
COBOL MAXIMUS orders the standard bearer
SPQR becomes OZZY
the Roman Army sing
WE WILL ROCK YOU
louder and louder
as they pass the left over flowers for Ozzy
gold coins are throw into an oil drum
Making even more noise
For the Glory of the Empire and Birmingham
OZZIE
and this is placed on the Internet with CGI
and a link donate please
and a Roaring Roman army
led by COBOL Maximus himself
donate a dollar if click the link for just a dollar
you see a gentle breeze lift COBOL MAXIMUS's short toga
to Reveal he is wearing PINK womens knickers
NOW if Bezos Bukos Giganticus can be persuaded to join in
for a 2nd dollar it Reveals that HE is wearing white knickers
printed on them LONGBRIDGE
which could mean many things
but it was a car factory in Birmingham
my priest Fr. George used to work there and my old Uncle Joe
So this is how more money could be raised for Charity
but I am just a gorilla with a Rosary and no power whatsoever
Just Tinnitus my ever present unwanted lover
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