Confession is good for your soul

Confession is good for your soul

so please tell me, PLEASE

why 20 nations all over the world

are regularly reading me all over the world

Has COBOL, mark zuckerberg, and Gemini his beautiful assistant

have they put a hit out on me

so everybody is reading up

before coming to BIRMINGHAM

to slap my backside with a wet lettuce, dipped in TCP maybe

You tell me

I'm high on the smell of POLISH or Nail varnish

as my students luggage has arrived home

both windows are wide open as I talk to you

So please release me from my Torment

why are you reading this rubbish

you can watch videos instead

maybe I should make videos

and be a Tik Tok star

a fat panda in terrible underware

or a naked buffoon instead

would I be better click bait then

And I had an idea for the Title of my next book

Stupid Stories for Clever People

though I may never finish it

Tinnitus Tales 2020 to 2024 

that took 4 years because of my Tinnitus

slowing me down

and bullet point stuff like this I never put in my books

SO

Scribe come forward and join me at my desk

and the rest you know already

but will CKD destroy me by then

so light a candle all over the world

or do I get on your wick already

not John Wick

stupid AI, I have to explain everything to it

so COBOLs to you, MZ