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Sunday 20 January 2019

The trouble with comedy today, jan 2019



The Trouble with Comedy Today, Jan 2019 ©
By
Michael Casey

They burst out laughing and walked away happy, Robin on Reception leant over and asked what did he say, what did he say. They repeated the joke, He half laughed, the thing with Comedy is the Timing. Or you just had to be there. Yes I’m talking about myself in my Hotel days.

Imagine I met one on one 100,000 people over the 3 years so I had 12 hours every working day to Practice, or repeat myself, or do my “act” as Aimee “unkindly” said. If you meet 100,000 people and say something witty then you will get the Timing right, or you may as well shoot yourself, or hide in the Concierge Room, as one nameless person did for 3 years.

But enough of the Donald Trumping, which could be rhythming   slang for something else. It depends which way your mind works and your Political affiliations as to how you react to that as well. It depends do you swing to the Left or swing to the Right, or do you go straight down the middle, you may not even swing at all. It depends on the cut of your jib, whatever that means. Wasn’t Jib Bush the governor or Florida?

American Politics is so confusing, and so very angry. I think after the next election they should finally get rid of the Electoral College. 4 years at University learning how to stuff envelopes and knock on doors, or is that something to do with Walmart bags with 10000dollars or so in. Its all so very American.

I was going to talk about Comedy, wasn’t he Jib Bush’s brother’s Vice President? Its so very hard to keep up to date with what’s going on over there, 5 hours time difference, or 8 to the funny people on the West Coast makes it difficult. At least an Egg on Instagram beat the Kardasians, the yolk was on them. My daughter said there was music too, so was a British Comedian, Ben Elton behind it perhaps, or one of my neighbours up the road, Frank Skinner?

British Comedy is the Best after all. All our best Comedians were at Oxford and Cambridge, Mr Bean was at Queens Oxford, as was my brother. John Cleese from Monty Phython was at Downing Cambridge as was another of my brothers. What does that make me? Jealous? No I’ve had a strange life, but it does make me appreciate Laughter more, believe me I am a Comedy (Humour) Writer after all.

Other Comedians in UK also went to Oxford and Cambridge, those jokers we call the Government, go google all of them. I actually grew up just 4 houses away from Theresa May’s friend from University, though he won’t remember me, apart from throwing snowballs at him after Midnight Mass at Christmas maybe in 1970.

So what made me talk about this today? Well I was going through the newspapers and up popped a piece about Comedy in Today’s world, it’s Jan 2019 now. It was in the Guardian, I clicked the MSN link and started to trawl though it. But it was too serious and a little boring for my tastes. A piece I read in the Observer on my phone about Trump and Nancy a serious Political piece was very good, though maybe Wishful Thinking in parts. As for the piece in the Guardian I gave up on, I won’t waste my Time on stuff that won’t feed my Spirit or Intellect, I don’t expect to be alive in 10 years time, so I’m being selfish with my reading time.

Now in the piece it was on about Political Correctness and how in the writer’s opinion People had to move with the times. I’m condensing what he said, go to today’s Guardian and read it in full for yourselves, I’m sure you’ve all got 50 years left in you.

Comedy is of it’s Time as is History. Windsor Davies from “It Ain’t half hot Mum” a hit comedy from 40 years ago he just died and the Memorial tv pieces were so PC it was saddening, you should realise everything is of its time as is HISTORY itself, so why remove statues etc, that is PC gone mad. The Pakistani girl, Malala Yousafzai who now lives in Birmingham who was shot in the head, well she was interviewed recently and what’s one of her favourite tv shows,
“Mind you Language” which was a comedy about a multicultural language class. She must have seen it on UTube as it’s from the 1970s I think. Now will she be condemned for watching such a tv show? I should add I taught in an Islamic school for a year, so I learnt a lot while I was there.

Why do people say “I shouldn’t laugh but” or “It’s not exactly correct but” If something is funny then it’s funny. Don’t analyse the joke. Humour is by it’s nature about differences, and if we cannot laugh at our differences then we cannot laugh at anything. We laugh at the “tragedy”of others. We see Mr Bean avoid walking into a lamppost, but then he falls down into a pub’s cellar. We all laugh, then he comes out holding a pint of Guinness, he sips it and has froth on his lips, but then the barman chases him. So he hands the pint to a little old lady who downs it in one and hands him the empty glass, then she points to show the barman which way the thief Mr Bean went.

Cartoons are much more violent as was early Charlie Chaplin, so do we condemn or ban Tom and Gerry? You can pick your own heroes and villains in Comedy. What can you laugh at and what can you not?
Is Religion totally off limits? Do you have to be a Priest or Rabbi before you are permitted to make Religious jokes, can only Teachers control their Pupils, or should they have a sight test? And on it goes.

What about me? Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham, the one in England. Can you call me Micky all the time, of say hey FATSO, you’re an old git with white hair, you’re kidding yourself saying its silver. You’re a poser in those shades, don’t you mean sun glasses you’re not in America, they wouldn’t let you in, you probably have rabies. You’re just a flasher showing your heart bypass scars online. Or do you talk so much BS you’re trying to get the sympathy vote by exposing your chest. And you should buy shares in a toilet paper factory, you and your Ckd.

Now I’ve bored you with a few examples about myself. So how far should you push the humour. Are we allowed to have Springtime for Hitler humour or is it not allowed because it’s in bad taste? I agree with Mel Brooks, tyrants must be mocked. So having a camp gay Hitler is perfect revenge for what he did to the Jews and everybody else. For younger readers go watch The Producers by Mel Brooks its online and was on tv again recently.

Humour is a weapon, as are words, and the Pen is Mightier than the Sword, You’re just a clapped out, worn out has been as I was once told. I’ve gone on to write 17 books over 1,420,000 Words, I also have 2 daughters who will amaze the world in the Future, even though realistically I’ll be dead and buried before they achieve their full potential.

So let’s all of us keep our sense of humour, stop looking for insults where none exist, let’s keep on laughing at ourselves. It’s through laughter we bond and survive the hard times. Nora no Knickers as a child did not become a Prostitute, she swore one day she’d have loads. So she founded a Lingerie company, and became a multimillionaire. Simon the Stutterer was picked on relentlessly, but Nora took him under her wing and they recited from the Newspaper every night. He became a newsreader with excellent diction, he also married Nora no Knickers.

We all can remember jokes, sometimes cruel jokes, but it’s all part of life. Hopefully we all meet our own Nora no Knickers, or a brother or sister, real or acquired who will laugh with us, and defend us if the jokes are too strong. Sticks and Stones can break your bones, but Names can Never Hurt you. Can we just get everything back in proportion otherwise we just become bland like a brick wall.

There was a man walking down the street, ok I’ll change it, you think I’m biased. So there was this woman walking down the street, is that more gender balanced? She was a Lesbian, she wasn’t but a woman walking down the street is not as funny as a man walking down the street. Men always play with their zips, and rearrange their crotch, I blame Michael Jackson myself. Ok so the woman was black, is that ok, as I want to be more inclusive.

Just from a sentence how many are offended? I’m trying to explain being offended, and if I use an example immediately people are offended. So, I cannot mention women as it’s sexist. I can’t say Gay or Lesbian because it’s homophobic. I cannot say black because that’s racist. I cannot mention Michael Jackson because he’ an icon, a dead icon, he would be about my age now. Perhaps we should just joke about robots, they are laughing at us, as they will have all the jobs, and we’ll all be unemployed.

I’m going to talk to my Undertaker now to Pre-Book my Funeral, now am I tempting Fate? Or am I forward thinking, or is it all morbid? Again you are all divided about this hypothetical idea, there is only one certain future for all of us, Death. So can we all just get off our high horses and LAUGH. The test of any Society is Laughter. I’m sure in North Korea they laugh all the time, even their tvs are handicapped so they cannot watch Korean tv from the South.
So everybody everywhere should ask themselves how much laughter am I getting? If your Snowflake attitudes, and your Political Correctness and your straightjacket of Religious beliefs, and any other Rules prevents you from Laughing then you will die a virgin Puritan. Life is for joining in, it is for a merging of ideas, you don’t have to believe in anything else, nobody is forcing you to abandon your Life. Don’t just be a security camera, watching, and observing but not joining in, a lump of metal on the wall.

Laugh and make love with laughter, and when the loving ends you still have the memories of laughter. Or would you just want to be on the sidelines of life, because Laughter is against your Principles.

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yes a repeat because it's Eternal like my writing, Taylor you Tortured Poet, finish dusting
my bookcase, not a metaphor

she is so good

my Russian look

For Peace's Sake

For Peace’s Sake

Arabic & Persian, Kurdish and Latin too

this is all I can do, a tiny tiny thing, but will anybody listen

Let Peace be Upon everybody words from a Fool

Posted bymichaelgcaseyPosted inUncategorizedEditArabic & Persian, Kurdish and Latin too

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Short stories from Birmingham PODAST TOO https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR

Tuesday, 21 March 2023

Arabic and Persian/ Kurdish and Latin too

 Fiat lux ©

Michael Casey

Fiant lacrimae meae verba mea

Lucerna lux sit oculi mei

Flores in flore sint labia mea

Odor eorum sit sanguis meus

Sit ventus spiritus meus

Sit modus est nubibus

Risus infantium spes mea sit

Gemitus viduarum conscientia mea sit

Orationes extraneae sint mihi deliciae

apes mea sit sapientia

Ligna mea sit fortitudo

Patientia mea perveniat ad astra

Me semper in orationibus tuis memorem esse

Let There Be Light ©

By Michael Casey

Let my tears be my words

Let the candle light be my eyes

Let the flowers in bloom be my lips

Let their scent be my blood

Let the wind be my breath

Let clouds be my mood

Let children’s laughter be my hope

Let widows’ sighs be my conscience

Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight

Let the bees be my wisdom

Let the trees be my strength

Let my patience reach to the stars

Let me be always remembered in your prayers

ب أن يكون هناك ضوء ©

بقلم مايكل كيسي

دع دموعي تكون كلماتي

دع ضوء الشمعة يكون عيني

دع الزهور المتفتحة تكون شفتي

لتكن رائحتهم دمي

دع الريح أنفاسي

دع الغيوم تكون مزاجي

دع ضحك الأطفال يكون أملي

فلتكن تنهدات الأرامل ضميري

دع صلاة الغرباء تكون بهجة لي

دع النحل يكون حكمتي

دع الأشجار تكون قوتي

دع صبري يصل إلى النجوم

اسمحوا لي أن تذكر دائما في صلاتك

yajib ‘an yakun hunak daw’ (C)

biqalam maykil kisi

dae dumuei takun kalimati

dae daw’ alshameat yakun eayni

dae alzuhur almutafatihat takun shafataya

litakun rayihatuhum dami

dae alriyh ‘anfasi

dae alghuyum takun mizaji

dae dahik al’atfal yakun ‘amali

faltakun tanahudat al’aramil damiri

dae salat alghuraba’ takun bahjat li

dae alnahl yakun hikmati

dae al’ashjar takun quati

dae sabri yasil ‘iilaa alnujum

asmahuu li ‘an tadhkur dayiman fi salatik

بگذار نور وجود داشته باشد ©

نوشته مایکل کیسی

بگذار اشک هایم حرف های من باشند

بگذار نور شمع چشمان من باشد

بگذار گلهای شکفته لب من باشند

بگذار عطر آنها خون من باشد

بگذار باد نفس من باشد

بگذار ابرها حال و هوای من باشند

بگذار خنده کودکان امید من باشد

بگذار آه های بیوه زنان وجدان من باشد

دعای یک غریبه مایه لذت من باشد

بگذار زنبورها حکمت من باشند

بگذار درختان قوت من باشند

بگذار صبر من به ستاره ها برسد

در دعاهای شما همیشه به یادم باشید

Bila Ronahî Bibe ©

Ji hêla Michael Casey ve

Bila hêsirên min gotinên min bin

Bila ronahiya mûmê çavên min be

Bila kulîlkên şîn bibin lêvên min

Bila bêhna wan xwîna min be

Bila ba bêhna min be

Bila ewr bibin haya min

Bila kenê zarokan hêviya min be

Bila axînên jinebiyan bibe wijdanê min

Bila duayên xerîban kêfa min be

Bila hingiv aqilê min bin

Bila dar hêza min bin

Bila sebra min bigihîje stêrkan

Bila her tim di duayên we de bi bîr tînim

با ڕووناکی هەبێت ©لەلایەن مایکل کاسیەوە

با فرمێسکەکانم قسەم بن

با چرای مۆم چاوم بێت

گوڵەکانی گوڵاوی لێوەکانم بن

با بۆنەکەیان خوێنی من بێت

با هەناسەم بێت

با هەورەکان مەزاجم بن

با پێکەنینی منداڵان هیوای من بێت

با ئاهی بێوەژنەکان ویژدانم بێت

با دوعای نامۆیەک دڵخۆشیم بێت

با هەنگەکان حیکمەتی من بن

با دارەکان هێزی من بن

با سەبرم بگاتە ئەستێرەکان

با هەمیشە لە دوعاکانتان یادم بم

I hope I’ve cut and pasted these correctly

Arabic/Persian/Kurdish is on the other side of the page

Anyway

May Peace be Upon the World especially now

Too easy to totally destroy it

Just for Man’s Vanity

instead of doing things for God’s Glory

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Monday, 20 March 2023

Happy Persian. New Year

Happy Persian New Year

Posted bymichaelgcaseyPosted inUncategorizedEditHappy Persian New Year

It was just on the TV, so Happy Persian New Year here is an Omnibus of mine to read

Nearly 1,000,000 Words in English plus my Comic/Dramatic Novel

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

4600 pages or so, 10 or 11 books of mine

In return you can pray for me Once a day, Pray too for Jimmy Carter who is having Hospice Care at Home, He’ll be meeting God very soon

We have Iranians neighbours down the road, they own fast food places

They are very kind, and I met a Persian at Pharmacy near my doctors a few months ago

So hello again, if you want more Stories, just email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com I didn’t get anything before. And I’ll never be famous, but I did make you laugh. I’m just a FOOL with no power, but I can make people laugh. Do you think God will let me into Paradise if that is all I can do?

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02/06/2022

Persian Iranian Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

22/07/2021Posted bymichaelgcaseyPosted inUncategorizedEditHappy Persian New Year

Published by michaelgcasey

I’ve updated this 18th March 2022 I’m Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me … use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I’ve done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He’d be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I’ve also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I’m more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else….. I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I’d rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 ” (c) by Michael Casey” If you include “chats” 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on WordPress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my WordPress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my WordPress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson’s Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I’ll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I’ve cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel “BBU” in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I’ve had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I’m a great dad, as I’ve had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don’t make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn’t bother But I’ll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That’s the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here’s the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some “writers” discuss, miaow. That’s why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my WordPress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we’d marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

I am just a simple man, a SOB. Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry Eire

will anybody listen to me

mum house

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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