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Michael Casey Birmingham England
Michael Casey SOB from Birmingham England
Share the laughter, and then in good conscience buy a book on Amazon
Michael Casey Birmingham England
Michael Casey SOB from Birmingham England
Missionary Position
I just spotted some very far flung places reading me
Only Cafod and Columban Missionary folks
might be in such places
or naughty boys up to mischief
I guess I have saints and sinners reading me
SO
thank you one and all
My stuff is an easy read for anybody
and Hong Kong THANK YOU
for reading me
and any Chinese in Malta on English Language courses
HELLO TO YOU TOO
2013 was my last holiday, and it was there in Malta
maybe one day that Hong Kong millionairess
takes me there for a holiday
but I don't have a valid passport
All sorts read me and it's nice to see
all the figures every morning
You get more of these than story stories nowadays
TINNITUS is to blame
Though if I had a Scribe I could dictate a new story
in 10 minutes if the Scribe could type fast enough
Usually it takes an hour to write
and 5 minutes for you to read
3,000,000 words probably if you count it all up
37 years writing
and 20 years listening to BBC Radio4 as my university
In Search of an Indian Princess
is the thrilling ending to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
by me, Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades usually
or Gorilla with a Rosary, cos in my tight shrunken jumper
I do indeed look like a Gorilla with a Rosary
or a bad looking Benny Hill in my beret to keep me warm
and Tinnitus my unwanted lover at bay
or Frank Spencer from long ago
ANYWAY
wherever you are in the world
Pray for my health
and for Putin to join the other bricks in the wall
cos
tyranny must fail
and all TITLES are a Pantomime
so I will never accept any
DAD is more than enough and the best one ever to have
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com. https://profile.typepad.com/michaelgcasey


The thrilling climax to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

by Michael Casey (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is a comedy drama about a street of shops
in Old Forge and Singing Anvil in England . Here’s a flavour
Wayne buys a derelict pub and his wife is pregnant with twins , things could not be worse , Mrs Murphy comes to the rescue with a loan , and 2 sets of twins the builders work for nothing , God looks down and helps too , Wayne discovers a hidden cellar underneath the cellar , its full of 40year old whisky left over from the war WWII , the pub was where the local black marketeer left everything . Wayne and family are saved
The Undertaker has a feud with the traffic warden for putting a parking ticket on his hearse. On the way there’ a Jazz funeral, a teddy bear called Patrick, a dog called hairy Amjit who has a mind of his own. The Undertaker’s son leaves the business and Percy is at a loss, his son returns with a Prodigal Son plea for forgiveness, “Father forgive me, I now know that computers are not for me, there is no love in computers , but in our business there is love and compassion .
The Undertaker tries to blackmail a bent builder who is going to demolish the street of shops where they all live. Peace is restored so the Undertaker becomes the election agent for the builder and takes him on a tour of all the rest homes, so that the builder ends up getting into the Houses of Parliament. The dodge bookie Smiling Paul has a bet on the election and wins 1million pounds. The Undertaker is furious until her hears that Smiling Paul had a road to Damascus experience and gave away all the money to help save the Chinese restaurant business of his Chinese friends. So Smiling Paul becomes a man of honour, and gets a stunning girlfriend on the way, because the Chinese must honour him. .
I finish with a poem from Percy the Undertaker
The Dead and The Living (c)
by
Michael Casey
I first saw a deceased when I was nine years old, my father said not
to worry as the dead are the same as the living, only the laughter
has left them , the sparkle has gone from their eyes , the worry has
been lifted from their shoulders , and their voice has vanished to
eternity.
In paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle of the
stars, the laughter will return too for it is the morning breeze and
the turning tides are their sides shaking with laughter.
To Chinese readers, I have a Shanghai wife so if you buy my book we can Visit Shanghai again, see our photo at http://www.michaelgcasey.multily.com
My Chinese name is Panzi which means FAT FAT BOY
To European Readers if you like Don Camillo you will love my books

by MICHAEL CASEY (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
《屠夫、麵包師和送葬者》是一部關於商店街的喜劇在英國的舊鍛造廠和歌唱鐵砧。這裡有一個味道韋恩買了一家廢棄的酒吧,他的妻子懷上了雙胞胎,事情糟透了,墨菲夫人借錢出手相救,建築商白勞了兩對雙胞胎,上帝瞧不起,也幫了忙,韋恩發現了一個地窖下面隱藏著一個地窖,裡面裝滿了二戰時期遺留下來的40年威士忌,這家酒吧是當地黑市商人留下所有東西的地方。韋恩和家人獲救送葬者因在靈車上貼停車罰單而與交通督導員發生爭執。路上有一場爵士葬禮,一隻名叫帕特里克的泰迪熊,一隻名叫阿姆吉特的毛茸茸的狗,它有自己的想法。送葬者的兒子離開了公司,珀西不知所措,他的兒子帶著浪子的請求回來了,請求原諒,“父親原諒我,我現在知道電腦不適合我,電腦裡沒有愛,但我們的生意裡沒有愛。”有愛和同情心。送葬者試圖勒索一名彎曲的建築商,後者將拆除他們居住的商店街。和平得以恢復,承辦人成為建築商的選舉代理人,並帶他參觀了所有其餘的房屋,以便建築商最終進入議會大廈。道奇博彩公司微笑保羅在大選上下注,贏得了 100 萬英鎊。送葬者得知微笑保羅有去大馬士革之路的經歷後勃然大怒,並捐出了所有的錢來幫助挽救他中國朋友的中餐館生意。所以微笑保羅成為了一個有榮譽的人,並在路上得到了一個漂亮的女朋友,因為中國人必須尊重他。 。我以送葬者珀西的一首詩結束死者與生者(三)經過邁克爾·凱西我第一次見到死者是在我九歲的時候,我父親說沒有擔心死者與生者一樣,只有笑聲離開了他們,他們眼中的光芒消失了,憂慮也消失了從他們的肩膀上被抬起,他們的聲音也消失了永恆。在天堂裡,光芒將會回歸,因為它是光芒的閃爍星星,笑聲也會回來,因為是晨風,潮流的轉變是他們的側面笑得顫抖。“Túfū, miànbāo shī hé sòngzàng zhě” shì yī bù guānyú shāngdiàn jiē de xǐjùzài yīngguó de jiù duànzào chǎng hé gēchàng tiě zhēn. Zhèlǐ yǒuyīgè wèidàowěi ēn mǎile yījiā fèiqì de jiǔbā, tā de qīzi huái shàngle shuāngbāotāi, shìqíng zāo tòule, mò fēi fūrén jiè qián chūshǒu xiāng jiù, jiànzhú shāng bái láole liǎng duì shuāngbāotāi, shàngdì qiáobùqǐ, yě bāngle máng, wěi ēn fà xiàn le yīgè dìjiào xiàmiàn yǐncángzhe yīgè dìjiào, lǐmiàn zhuāng mǎnle èrzhàn shíqí yíliú xiàlái de 40 nián wēishìjì, zhè jiā jiǔbā shì dāngdì hēishì shāngrén liú xià suǒyǒu dōngxī dì dìfāng. Wěi ēn hé jiārén huòjiùsòngzàng zhě yīn zài língchē shàng tiē tíngchē fádān ér yú jiāotōng dūdǎo yuán fāshēng zhēngzhí. Lùshàng yǒu yī chǎng juéshì zànglǐ, yī zhī míng jiào pàtèlǐkè de tài dí xióng, yī zhī míng jiào ā mǔ jí tè de máoróngrōng de gǒu, tā yǒu zìjǐ de xiǎngfǎ. Sòngzàng zhě de érzi líkāile gōngsī, pò xī bùzhī suǒ cuò, tā de érzi dàizhe làngzǐ de qǐngqiú huíláile, qǐngqiú yuánliàng,“fùqīn yuánliàng wǒ, wǒ xiànzài zhīdào diànnǎo bùshìhé wǒ, diànnǎo lǐ méiyǒu ài, dàn wǒmen de shēngyì lǐ méiyǒu ài.” Yǒu ài hé tóngqíng xīn.Sòngzàng zhě shìtú lèsuǒ yī míng wānqū de jiànzhú shāng, hòuzhě jiāng chāichú tāmen jūzhù de shāngdiàn jiē. Hépíng déyǐ huīfù, chéngbàn rén chéngwéi jiànzhú shāng de xuǎnjǔ dàilǐ rén, bìng dài tā cānguānle suǒyǒu qíyú de fángwū, yǐbiàn jiànzhú shāng zuìzhōng jìnrù yìhuì dàshà. Dàoqí bócǎi gōngsī wéixiào bǎoluó zài dàxuǎn shàngxià zhù, yíngdéle 100 wàn yīngbàng. Sòngzàng zhě dé zhī wéixiào bǎoluó yǒu qù dàmǎshìgé zhī lù de jīnglì hòu bórán dà nù, bìng juān chūle suǒyǒu de qián lái bāngzhù wǎnjiù tā zhōngguó péngyǒu de zhōng cānguǎn shēngyì. Suǒyǐ wéixiào bǎoluó chéngwéile yīgè yǒu róngyù de rén, bìng zài lùshàng dédàole yīgè piàoliang de nǚ péngyǒu, yīn wéi zhōngguó rén bìxū zūnzhòng tā. .Wǒ yǐ sòngzàng zhě pò xī de yī shǒu shī jiéshùsǐzhě yǔ shēng zhě (sān)jīngguòmàikè’ěr·kǎi xīwǒ dì yī cì jiàn dào sǐzhě shì zài wǒ jiǔ suì de shíhòu, wǒ fùqīn shuō méiyǒudānxīn sǐzhě yǔ shēng zhě yīyàng, zhǐyǒu xiào shēnglíkāile tāmen, tāmen yǎnzhōng de guāngmáng xiāoshīle, yōulǜ yě xiāoshīlecóng tāmen de jiānbǎng shàng bèi tái qǐ, tāmen de shēngyīn yě xiāoshīleyǒnghéng.Zài tiāntáng lǐ, guāngmáng jiāng huì huíguī, yīnwèi tā shì guāngmáng de shǎnshuòxīngxīng, xiào shēng yě huì huílái, yīn wéi shì chénfēng,cháoliú de zhuǎnbiàn shì tāmen de cèmiàn xiào dé chàndǒu.
my books have been read all over the world 172 countries so far
time to get the original



I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View all posts by michaelgcasey
https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR
to hear my voice
as typepad is dead
so follow link to previous uploads of my voice
I still have 207 short stories read by me
but finding a home for them
that is the question
https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR
Hong Kong
I'm still in the dark as to why
my missionary magazine arrived today
Good News from Wuhan was on the cover
is Techy Wuhan going to discover me
I'm trailing a new pain killer for my shoulder too
and a Sumo was in London and I got a picture of it
I thought I looked bigger
you decide
and please buy a book before the hill gets me
but you won't
reality bites
and google I cannot see what I'm loading up, so random this
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