Monday, 15 January 2018

당신은 사랑에있을 때 결코 혼자가 아닙니다 ©



Saturday, 17 June 2017

For my South Korean Readers

I noticed that South Korea was looking at my stuff so



Michael Casey에게 이메일 michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

당신은 사랑에있을 결코 혼자가 아닙니다 ©


으로


마이클 케이시

사랑은 함께하고, 사랑은 미소,보기, 터치

또는 한숨 쉬다, 왜 당신이 서로를 선택했는지 정말로 알지 못한다.

그럼에도 불구하고 당신이 죽을 때까지 함께


사랑은 당신의 몸을 따뜻하게하는 볼에 부드럽고 온화한 키스입니다.

마음을 쓰게되어 기쁘게 생각합니다.

키스는 많은 것을 이끌 있지만 나는 열정을 안전하게 잠그고 떠날거야.

침실 뒤에서

열정은 사순절을 위해서조차도 포기하지 않을 것입니다.

너는 따뜻한 포옹에 거짓말을하고, 잊어 버린 것을 기억할 것이다.

은혜.

속삭임과 약속이 만들어지고, 미래를위한 계획과

그녀는이 방법으로 그녀의 머리카락을 넣어, 당신은 그것이 그녀에게 어울릴 것이라고 생각하니?

다음 킥킥 웃음과 이상의 포옹, 밤이 끝날 때까지

갈빗대에서 발굴하면 그를 움직일 있습니다.

그럼 당신의 하나가 완성, 당신은 그의 차가운 발로 참아!

그러나 당신이 떨어져있을 당신의 마음은 여전히 ​​하나입니다.

생각 반은 결석 당신은 여전히 ​​하나입니다.

침대 밑에있는 양말과 네가 말대로.

그의 "장난감"은 흩어져 있었고,

그가 돌아 오는 몸의 보온과 따뜻함.

그가 당신을 흥분시킨 후에 당신을 차게하는 그의 차가운 발은 아직 결석하고 있습니다.

생각은 당신을 미소 짓게합니다, 적어도 당신은 잠시 동안 편안함을 느낍니다.

그의 미소와 leers, 적어도 당신은 미소 지을거야

잠시 동안 평화.

그러나 그의 마음은 여전히 ​​당신과 함께합니다. 사랑은 항상 거기에 있습니다.

너의 공정한 머리카락처럼 밝은.

눈을 감고 그는 여전히 거기에있다.

그는 당신의 얼굴을 가로 질러 손가락을 연주했습니다.

꿈을 꾸고 귀에 속삭이는 것을 기억하고 따뜻하게 해주세요.

그가 과감하기 전에 어깨에 키스. 사랑의 온기

당신의 피로 솟아 오릅니다.

꿈을 길게, 깊은 꿈을, 당신의 남자는 수면 중에 수고를합니다.

너는 별거 . 너는 아직도 날씨가 무엇이든간에 너와 함께있어. 너를 위해서.

그가 당신의 마음에 갇혀 있기 때문에 결코 분리되어 있지 않습니다.

때로는 그가 시도 수도 있지만, 절대로

당신의 사랑을 위해 우는 것은 ying은 것입니다.

그가 항상 떨어져 있어도 마음을 채운다는 것을 항상 기억하십시오.


종료







feel free to tell all your friends in Korea and Japan and China and anyplace else.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

my books are only 3USD or less on Amazon so buy all 15 of them.

And yes I'd love a spot on the radio, reading my stuff between records, any form of music you like,

Or you could get a KPop star to read my stuff out in Korean.

Perhaps I could become a cult, just like Gangham Style but far far fatter and older with silver hair, I have my own shades, I love Ray Bans by the way.







Sunday, 14 January 2018

How to Have a Baby

How to have  a baby.

Now that I have your attention all you have to do is follow these instructions.

Read the post, then Google Translate into you own language if English is not

your first language.

Then copy it down on paper in your best handwriting.

Then roll it up and tie it with a bow.

Then give it to your girlfriend or wife.

When she reads it she will cry with happiness.

The rest is up to you.

But Michael or Michaela  or just Casey is a perfect Christian or Forename

for a baby. Or your dad's name or your mother's name, anything you prefer.

Now here is the Poem, remember Words Work.



 Michael Casey email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com  


              You're Never Alone When You Are in Love ©


                               By

      
                         Michael Casey

       Love is being together , Love is a smile , a Look , A Touch

       Or Just A Sigh , Not really knowing why you chose one another .

       Yet Together Till You Die

       
       Love is a Kiss soft and gentle on the cheek which warms your

       heart and makes you glad you chose one another .

       A Kiss can lead to more but I'll leave Passion locked Safely

       behind a bedroom door

       Passion spent you'll not give up each not even for Lent .

       You'll just lie in warm embrace and remember you forgot to say

       grace .

       Whispers and Promises are made , plans for the future and if

      she put her hair this way , Do you think it would suit her ?

      Then giggles and more embraces ,  Till the Night is over and with  

      a dig in the ribs you make him move over .

      Then your oneness complete , you have to put up with his cold feet !

      But when you are apart your hearts are still one ,

     Thought half is  absent you are still one .

      His socks under the bed , and after what you said .

      His  "toys" scattered about ,  and the clout you'll  give  when  he

      returns and the warmth of your body he yearns .

      His cold feet to chill you after he thrills you , are absent yet the

      thought makes you smile , at least you have the comfort for  a while.

      His grins and leers ,  which makes you smile at least  you'll  have

      peace for a while .

      But his heart is still with you , the love is always there - as

      bright as your fair hair .

      Close your eyes and he is still there ,  Remember the embrace as  

      he played his fingers across your face .

      Let your dreams go and remember the whispers in your ear, warm

      kisses on your shoulder before he gets bolder . The warmth of love

      that soars through your blood .

      Dream long , Dream deep , your Man toils while you sleep, though

      you are apart you are still together whatever the weather , for you

      are never apart for he is  locked in your heart .

      Though sometimes he can be trying , there's Never any need of
   
      crying for your love is Undying.

      Always remember he fills your heart even when you are apart


                        End

                            

 the fat silver haired writer in shades (normally) from Birmingham England

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC 

https://www.amazon.com/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC   




Saturday, 13 January 2018

Letter Writing for Beginners




Letter Writing for Beginners ©
By
Michael Casey

They say letter writing is a dying art, I just wrote a letter to my oldest friend, I know him nearly 50 years now. In fact his granny knew my mother before I even knew him. He maintains that I nearly killed him, I only punched him once, he says his heart stopped, that was back in 1st year of grammar school, or Year 7 as they call it nowadays. He did invite me to his graduation when he got his PhD from Canterbury, and we did stumble around the city talking loudly and drinking beer a few years before that. So we do exchange the occasional missive.

He is a Bio-Chemist by the way, so I ask him about my flatulence and he replies try putting a straw up your bum and burn off the vented gas. Nice, as if I nearly killed all those years ago, he has never forgiven me. I did invite him to my wedding after all. So when you go back such a long time there is plenty to remember especially the bits you would rather forget, like standing naked together in the showers after our field trip to Romsley. Then the teachers forcing us to scrub each others backs, so we all would go home to mom smelling nice. In  today’s world that may sound suspect, but 50 years ago nothing was wrong.

Now that you have the horrible picture of a naked me covered in suds in your minds perhaps I should move on. Though some female readers may wish to pause and have a Cadbury’s flake, if you can all remember that advert from years ago.

So where was I, letter writing, and no I’m not naked and covered in suds with a Cadbury’s flake in my hand instead of a quill. I’m sat here at the computer talking to you all, and please Ukraine put that rifle away as you could shoot the suds off my back as I talk to you, and I wouldn’t want my flake to crumble.

Thanks Ukraine, now where was I, when you write a letter you want to amuse your friends. Don’t them about the car being written off, or the burglary at your brother’s house, that will only worry them. Ask them can they send a new set of false teeth for grannie and she dropped them down the toilet. They have her measurements in Warsaw from the last time she visited the family. So just get a new set made and post it in an old cheese box to us here in Kiev. And leave some cheese in the post so she can have something nice to eat when the replacement false teeth arrive. If you all remember in The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey the farting fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham, in the book at a Wedding Mrs Kemp lost her false teeth down the toilet, but Big Sid the butcher managed to rescue them.

What else can you put in a letter, you can add a few photos of your friends, and maybe a note or two with as many zeros at the end as possible. Or an embarrassing photo of one of your friends, but remember the Post Man might accidentally see the photos, so make sure you seal the envelope properly.

A letter is cherished and can be kept in an old biscuit tin, so ten years later when your friend gets married you can blow up the photos and plaster them all over the walls of his wedding venue. When it was my 50th Birthday my friends at work blew up Leslie Nielsen photos to poster size and put them on the walls of the print room where I was working. With my face superimposed. As big as 1/2 a door, all over the walls of the print room. Only they had guessed wrong the date  of my Birthday. I still have a silver pen on the computer desk in front of me from that Birthday. 

Memories are tied to the paper in a letter, its more important than a Snapchat, so try putting it on paper and posting it in an envelope. Or at the very least send a long email with photos included. If the spirit of the letter is right your friend may print it off, or at least save it to the Stupid Michael Casey Folder.

I was going to give “advice” about letter writing, when really there is none, just give your heart in a letter, and share laughter. Then your friends and family will look forward to the next one you send, and then one after that. Letters light the fuse of family feelings, and without feelings there are no families.  





Portuguese Translations

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