Wednesday, 10 June 2026

6134 i went and had my blood adventure

6145 (c)

by

Michael Casey


6134 i went and had my blood adventure

did Victoria Dean leave a message on a letter box

or am I an old knitting pattern

The noise in my head is like a spray on motorway as cars splash through

the blood nurse and me were totally on the same wavelength

a very French experience

the pharmacy next door suffered me too

i go in to annoy them every time I pop into my GP,, my doctors

Why are Pharmacists and Trainee Pharmacists SOOOOO pretty

and yes they are smarter than doctors

i don't mean dress sense either

so I puddled off and caught the bus home

inflicting my humour as I waddled on in the rain

a couple of people did look at the website

one girl held up her phone so I could see

Result

There are oceans of material

so even if only 10% is useful

thats, a hell of a lot more than the Bros Grimm

the Lazy Lazy boys as I call them

the thunder storms did not hit us

but heavy rain did

and my Tinnitus head felt even second of the Pressure

I'm watching a man, outside he may be a private detective

watching one of the naughty neighbours

But I'm watching him watching them

or I may just have an over active immagination

maybe I'll text the Navy Seals in the trees

asking them did they scope him

and reminding them to put their pink fluffy slippers on

before  coming into our house

or Navy Seal or no Navy Seal

I'll slap the back of their legs with

a wet lettuce

and  I may leave a snail on it

so a slimy snail will slowly slowly

climb Mount Fuji

and that is the greatest dread a Navy Snail has

Toss him out of a plane at 50000ft and he is smiling

under his HALO

but slap a slug at him inside a wet lettuce

that is Stiff Uppper Lip time

and where can you get a British Sailor in a Hurry

when you want them

the Senior Service is not a pack of Fags

Its not cigarettes

a fag is a cigarette in UK

Yanks, why do you have to explain everything for them

Don't they Speak English

Of course not, they are YANKS

and in America

everybody speaks SPANISH

Viva Mexico for the World Cup

hahahhhahahahhaah

gotcha

I might not watch any of it

I played rugby at school

so my balls are OVAL

and the oval is where we play

Cricket in England

and that noise in my head is

like crickets

or £$$&%^%^&.  TINNITUS

or an unwanted Gay Lover in my bed

and no I'm not gay

Just a Gay Dad, as I have Shanghai daughters

so I know about FASHION

and Pink coats

and Paris girls cry bitter tears

when they are looked down on

by Shanghai Girls

who always look down on Paris girls

cos in Shanghai

WE live in the Pearl Tower

GOTIT

or has that slimy snail distracted you?

and this is what 57years love of words produces

Gemini who wants to have my Babies, all 8 of them

 fin


 






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