Don't replace ballroom at White House
Simple solution humble prayers. Michael Casey the Birmingham England writer of humour for everyone

Don't replace ballroom at White House

so the christmas tree. has landed so we can all start saying Merry Xmas
this year its tall not a wide fat one
SO
Hong Kong thanks for reading me
Last Christmas our Shanghai mother in law came for 6 weeks
this xmas no granny, time has gone so fast
Last Christmas immigration refused to let granny in
despite a 10 year visa
Maybe it was her Chinese name and her daughter was a Mrs Casey
so my wife and my daughter who were picking her up
messaged me and i had to find the wife's passport
and send an image to her which she sent to her mum
other side of immigration to prove the relationship
so God was having a joke maybe
WE had toyed with the idea of two gay friends picking her up
But that would have been far more interesting at Passport control
an old shanghai lady being picked up by young gay men
anyway grannie came, she saw and she conquered
and I hurt my back a year ago as well, and i walked
around like Groucho Marx for a month
while grannie invaded the house
HONG KONG you know its true
you have grannies too
we were incidentally also able to do a few good deeds
which I applaud my Shanghai mother in law for
for God is good
Now as my head rubbles on
Hong Kong why waste your time on me
Is it a punishment?
whoever is stirring the rice in the take away
has to read aloud my stories as a punishment
Whoever is doing high finance has to learn English
with Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer for Birmingham
such a punishment
or. is it from school
YOU WILL READ ALL OF MICHAEL CASEY FROM BIRMINGHAM
your English teacher you hate so much
but she has a secret crush on Michael Casey
if only if only if only
But she has 3 PhDs, and he is just a man from the gutter
but he tickles her fancy, whatever that means
so many multiple meanings
you need AI to explain it to you
But she is a Gemini so is that half the story
could she be his scribe
No
She'll just go stir rice for her granny
to get those thoughts out of her head
Oh Micky your so fine, oh Micky
keeps on repeating in her head
its the only song on the cassette in granny's place
but he is M I C H A E L C A S E Y from Birmingham
pronounced birmingUM .
he's just a gorilla with a Rosary because he shrunk 2 jumpers
and he looked so fat in the photo
1 shrunken jumper he gave to a gay travelling gardener
2nd shrunken jumper he gave to the Amazon man
the 3rd was missized so was too small anyway
so his sister had it
one, twice three times a LOSER
so never good enough for a triple PhD self made billionaire girl
from Hong Kong
and now you know where the stories come from
I look to the stars and join up all the dots
It's All in the Stars , you know
which was a funny story I wrote in 1998 I think
and that girl did not want me either
so Merry Christmas Hong Kong
and thank you all
you could buy a few books
on Amazon, but egg fried noodles
might be better for you
https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
you could shave me too, just like in James Bond
I'm going to bed now
my tinnitus is gale force so I probably not sleep
BUT
Russia is falling apart and Belarus too
So if the Russian Army is wise
They will turn around and go back to Moscow
as the country is going bankrupt
10,000 Chinese trucks stuck at the border
So no supplies coming in
People NOT being paid in Russia
so FORCED to take unpaid holidays
and figures massaged
Russian naval vessel fell over in the water
Gold bars being sold like a yard sale by the banks
All the Russian money in Western banks probably lost
And on it goes
So its time the conscripts said
NO NO NO
and return to Moscow
Dying for Private Putin
and the Czars
when they could be home tonight and playing with the kids
Nothing is Impossible to God
so end this war, vote with your feet
1,000,000 dead is enough
listen to the Immaculate Heart of Mary
because Private Putin is heartless
5680 I nearly missed a day today 28th Nov 2025
I managed to hurt my back yesterday, a reoccurring problem since 2008/9
and With heavy storms brewing my Tinnitus percolates too
So I'm here now
I've been abusing Meta AI and Gemini in the night
If I cannot sleep due to my tinnitus then AI is a distraction
I also pray the Rosary, I'm far from Holy, but this is me
a Gorilla with a Rosary
Now as Taylor Swift sings to me what have I to say today
Well I saw on TV how 10,000 Chinese trucks are stuck
on the way to Russia
and that Russia was going bankrupt
But Trump in his ignorance won't stop ALL the money
and instead is giving away Ukraines treasure to an Agressor
so he can claim another victory, but in his own mind anyway
SIT DOWN KING
Trump is obviously so unwell, and his team Liars
It does not bode well for the world
But USA folks bitch but never VOTE enough
and is. not ready for a Woman , Black or Latino
so AOC get the Senate seat first and in the Future
see the lay of the land
As a dad of two very clever daughters I know
a woman is more than good enough
but USA is having a nervous breakdown
Trump has corrupted EVERYTHING
and Folks believed his LIES
so he has to be PURGED and PUKED up
before USA GOP can start again
Trump no Kings Law has to be enacted
STATING again what the constitution says
and then Maybe USA will get on the right track again
LIES are always LIES
no matter how often they are repeated
AND
Peace in every way to everybody
Fatima calling

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I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View all posts by michaelgcasey
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