The Chair ©
By
Michael Casey
When we got married we couldn’t afford much furniture,
just a bed and an old armchair and a table to eat our dinner off. But that
was fine my wife could always sit on my lap. That was nice and that was cosy
and kept the fire going inside us and between us.
But when somebody sits on your lap the passion soon rises,
and soon you’re both naked and soon babies will come.
So the question is should I/we all of us not sit on laps
and just buy a second chair. Its more civilised no doubt but a girl sitting
on your lap leaning against to is much more fun. Don’t you agree.
What if you can’t afford any chairs, not even one? Is it
better to sit on the floor doing Yoga positions? Would you both sit down
cross legged and have serious conversations, and quote the Times, or would
you both roll about and try something from the Sun?
So would it be better to buy a chair, or steal two
deckchairs from a beach?
Furniture plays a major role in romance, a rocking chair
is very romantic or even erotic, and when the babies come feeding a baby
while rocking in a chair is such a nice feeling.
Your favourite chair, or an old suite donated by a friend
is great, you can cuddle up together and watch tv, even if your wife thinks
you’re like Homer Simpson, not the ancient Greek philosopher.
An old chair can be used to stand on while you wash the
windows or change a bulb. I used to have an old huge battered old chair that
I sat in while I speak these lines to you. Now we have a more modern and
smaller chair that I sit in while I share these words with you.
Perhaps when I’m very old I’ll have a commode for
convenience sake and my daughters will spray perfume. Nobody knows the future
but I do really miss my rocking chair.
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Saturday 16 November 2013
The Chair something from 3 years ago
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