Happy Dreams
Sleep Tight Nighty Night©
By Michael
Casey
It’s in the
press today how a psyco psyco psychologists
can read us while we sleep, they are still guessing while we are awake so now
they know us while we are asleep, know not in the Biblically sense that is.
Positive
body language, negative body language, neutral body language, open posture,
closed posture. Snappy answers to stupid questions, to name but one Mad
Magazine book. All this the psychologists know while we are awake, while we are
being interviewed for that high powered job. At my GCHQ and MI5/MI6 interviews
I sat there and folded paper into aeroplanes and threw them this way then that,
just as James Bond in Skyfall did. He was interviewed after me you know, I gave
him a few tips, SHAVE, Gillette G3 is good, one blade lasts 6 months. I
passed of course and I will spy for GB, I will be 0099 on account of my
enormous belly and a love of 99 ice creams.
I did have
the sleep test too. I totally confused them. I start lying on my belly, then I
switch to my back, I crunch up, then I
do star jumps while I sleep. Then I get all angry and swear in my sleep, Judy
Dench M my arse, she just stole my best dress, it should have been me M for
MICHAEL. I then fall into a deep deep
slumber, after 2 hours I rise up in bed and scream “Launch the Lifeboats”,
before falling back down. I sleep soundly, moving backwards and forwards over
my bed, all the shapes the psychologists think they can read, I move like the
ebb and flow of the sea. Suddenly I raise my left leg and let loose a rasping
roaring fart, which reverberates for 10 full seconds. Now that really gets the psychologists
thinking, and I resume my slumbers.
So as I can
now reveal, the psychologists have investigated my slumbers, they can come to
no other conclusion. M is for Michael, Judi Dench sling your hook.
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