Its really hot here in Sunny Birmingham.
I was thinking of filling the bath with beer and lying in it. I could have a couple of straws to quench my thirst.
I could then get my Shanghai wife to top up the beer by throwing buckets of beer all over me.
I could get the neighbour's dog to wag its tail to cool me down.
How much beer would it take to fill the bath.
Or maybe I could just use double strenghth squash as my bath filler.
Though beer would be best for my hair, beer shampoo is something the girls know about.
I've never tried orange squash shampoo, but it would be far cheaper than any celebrity hairdresser's products.
Hang on, is that the icecream van outside.
I just bought 20 99s so if I rub them all over my body I'll cool down for sure. When the cold dissipates the neighbour's dog can lick it all off, maybe a few cats too.
The wife has just shouted to me, she's filled the bath with beer, I can jump in now, all the Nectar points have finally come in useful
So SPLASH.
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