Saturday, 9 May 2026

Welcome Japan to UK. FROM 2 years ago PLUS a Ton of my copyrighted JAPANESE translations

 So Bezos and/OR Toyota here's a MILLION words in Japanese Translation

PROOF I'm Quality and Quantity

so buy just the LANGUAGE  BIT

or the FULL IP licence

Come and feast with me

BUT warn me if SUMICHO speaks cos I shock easily


Sunday, 23 June 2024

Welcome Japan to UK

Welcoming Japan to UK

Posted bymichaelgcaseyPosted inUncategorizedEditWelcoming Japan to UK

I only just found out, so something for all the Japanese to read

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So welcome everybody, over 1,000,000 words of mine

Something for everybody, and if you want. to pay the fat writer

just go to Amazon and buy the original English

by the way my brother was a Queens Man at Oxford

the other was a Cambridge man

men, I’m just a fat man, 3,000,000 words if you read everything

this is me and my cat TOTORO on the cover o my first book, there are 20

Have a fun visit, and if you ask William he may get you a Taylor Swift ticket

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always teach your daughters to fly,

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm

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she spoke Sumicho Nakano she shocked me, i jumped

 she SPOKE Sumicho Nakano   gave me the shock of my life i Jumped so I hope she is well I'm totally confused Time line is so confusing, ...

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Friday, 8 May 2026

she SPOKE Sumicho Nakano gave me the shock of my life

she SPOKE Sumicho Nakano   gave me the shock of my life

i Jumped


so I hope she is well

I'm totally confused


Time line is so confusing, but Time is God'd greatest JOKE


Speaking after eating made me jump

maybe if Bezos doesn't like my Boutique English Lessons for Japanese idea

I should ask her to invest

BUT SPEAKING MADE ME JUMP

is that AI

my mum comes from the hamlet in Kerry Ireland

where the father of the father of AI

came from

like a needle in a haystack and I am another needle

Cromane Lower Killorglin County Kerry Ireland

if you ever go you can tie me to the roof rack

and take me to my Soul Home

enough

sumicho always confuses me

so it's. probably best

she's not in front of me

i'd be totally bedazzled and confused

like a fat silver haired writer in shades

from Birmingham England


if I made money I'd live here and have satelite houses for Japanese learners of English

I hope Bezos is listening, I have an audio pitch too





Sumicho Nakano SPOKE, she scared me, I jumped

08/05/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit"Sumicho Nakano SPOKE, she scared me, I jumped"

she SPOKE Sumicho Nakano   gave me the shock of my life

i Jumped

so I hope she is well

I’m totally confused

Time line is so confusing, but Time is God’d greatest JOKE

Speaking after eating made me jump

maybe if Bezos doesn’t like my Boutique English Lessons for Japanese idea

I should ask her to invest

BUT SPEAKING MADE ME JUMP

is that AI

my mum comes from the hamlet in Kerry Ireland

where the father of the father of AI

came from

like a needle in a haystack and I am another needle

Cromane Lower Killorglin County Kerry Ireland

if you ever go you can tie me to the roof rack

and take me to my Soul Home

enough

sumicho always confuses me

so it’s. probably best

she’s not in front of me

i’d be totally bedazzled and confused

like a fat silver haired writer in shades

from Birmingham England

if I made money I’d live here and have satelite houses for Japanese learners of English

I hope Bezos is listening, I have an audio pitch too

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AUDIO PITCH for Boutique Language Schools out of Birmingham

 I just recorded the AUDIO pitch and sent it to TOYOTA

and Bezos can have it too

so get in touch If you didn't get it


that's all



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OK, folks Last Tango in Birmingham

 OK, folks Last Tango in Birmingham

my tinnitus is howling and the pain killer is not good enough

me and my conspirator have thought of a new avenue for

Teaching English to Japanese people

I really need a Japanese girlfriend/business partner

to launch it all

BUT it is in your Inbox tonight

NOW

GREEN should win where I live

cos ARROGANT take you for-granted  Politicians

NEED a kick up the backside

and Farrage is a bad joke

so vote middle

If you look online you can find my

M.P. Married to a Person, Married to a People

Chapter 9 of

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

it is very funny and my take on ELECTIONS

read it while you wait for the LABOUR wipeout

as arrogant Nanny State is BS

and speed bumps sponsored by MacDonalds

STOP kids being killed

one way is BS

if their car can be DAMAGED they will slow down

THINK

don't react

and HONOR my idea is GREAT so use it

and. pay me accordingly as in my email




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Wednesday, 6 May 2026

TOO STUPID FOR WORDS

 TOO STUPID FOR WORDS

for all you smart alecs

say 2000 stories

you make just one million profit on each

2000 x 1 =. 2000 MILLION

say it's a 50/50 split

that's 1000 BILLION just for YOU

say I get 1000 million

BUT

I keep 100 million or 10%

THEN

900 MILLION goes to Charity

via my private charity

900 MILLION

and say I get my other stuff out there

SHOPLIFE. a cash cow play

Birmingham is Ballet my new Comedy Ballet

and Bezo and the boys come for BOWLING 

WE could raise so many BILLIONS

for the Partners

and THE CHARITIES

now is that so SIMPLE

go read my stuff

but I do new a business partner

like a Samurai

to Protect me and RUN the business

while I hide in my Sanctuary

and she looks over me

SIMPLE

NO SCEAMING REQUIRED

just Frassati up on the Roof

he's such a Divil for climbing

I cannot say any more

but COMEDY works

even for Japanese COBOL

who send their family to my spare house

to have a month of laughter and Learning

do I have to spoon feed you any more

or will i be drop kicked by

a FLEXIBLE working hours Partner

a Silent but Deadly Partner

though Silent but Deadly 

used to mean 

A FART

like me

Smelly

So if you are laughing

HAVE INNER PEACE

with a Fat Friend from Birmingham

who deserves a SLAP

but you are too busy crying with LAUGHTER

you'll slap him later

SCREAM

MICHAEL CASEY  I love you

or rather Code for

I'm going to slice and dice you

you and your twerking 

Fat Backside

fin

fade to black

as she throws me out the window

that's why I have a BIG MAC

which is just up the road

you can take me there


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Cromane Lower Killorglin County Kerry Ireland , where it all comes from


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Tuesday, 5 May 2026

The Absurdity of my Mind

The Absurdity of my Mind

well you know what I'm talking about if you have got an email from me

Frassati climbed those very mountains you did

writers never think in straight lines 

I never do

a car has just pulled up outside a roll of carpet on roof

my mind instantaneously thinks

IS THAT A CARPET OR A SPLIF

so if you didn't think the same you

are never going to be on my wavelength 

if you saw it immediately

don't shout at me

just pull me closer

you are way way stronger 

than me

resistance is futile

just don't scratch my paintwork on my waggon wheels

and if you laughed at that line

come closer for the silence of the lambs

and the rising puns and farts galore

i'm laughing, or maybe I'm my only audience

and I have very strong legs

but I never shave them

though I probably need a Brazil nut

south america suffers me a lot

I do not know why

172 countries , 1,5 million readers

but Japan is the Future

but its all double dutch to me

enter the Beer Waggon

NOW if you are smiling

Fate will decide the Future

Confused 

Not if you are a Phd 

with legs as strong as mine



see such strong legs. , my big smiling daughter is 25 this month



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Sumiko Nakano. yes you , the girl with the best moves

https://www.tiktok.com/@nakano2023/video/7635205410928004385

Sumiko Nakano


hello just Stumbled over you

I want to Manga Michael Casey

I hope i could start an Esol English school for Japanese

You tic several boxes

Please don't hit me I'm yellow

I'm most impressed by you

I have emailed you already and add 2 pieces in Japanes that were on my phone

If Jeff Bezos bought my IP and we used the whole whale approach

You would be perfect on multiple levels

i didn't find out what your masters from Liverpool was in

but I'll google for more info

Either way

send me an email to my gmail or hotmail

and we can talk

Here's my CV

FAT, but so dashing, mainly to the toilet with CKD

Can make anybody laugh, or maybe they pity me

19 stones or 120k of man and hernia in my chest

has enough imagination to break through a string vest

otherwise could not fight out of a paper bag

I would fear you, but a perfect partnership

but I have no money

just 2000 stories and more

with YOUR film making experience 

WE could make silly videos

for the Japanese University Students market

and a boutique hotel and  ESOL English school in Birmingham

IF Bezos paid, I'd live in one house

and another nearby would be the school

with you doing multiple duties

then you walk up the road to my new house

for tea and then catch bus back to New Street

that is basically the idea

But I have no money, and you are a beauty

and I am a Gorilla with a Rosary and twice as smelly

SO IS THAT THE BEST PROPOSAL EVER

and yes I am a talker and I may send you the Drill Sergeant AUDIO

to make you laugh and persuade you

I do look like Benny Hill but I live on a hill that is killing me

But with your talent I could get off the hill

and live in that posh house and you teach a few doors away

fin

fade to black

we are oposites but with the help of God and 2 Policemen 

anything is possible

and don'yt shout at me, my Tinnitus is the worse thing in my. life

Stay Happy Always

I'm worn out just looking at the action sequences

I spotted the Inner Peace thing  that was deleted

I can talk to you for years about all that

though I look dull on the outside

inside I'm a roaring fire

which maybe what you are

see, I've pricked your interest

3,400,000 words or so of me

RUBBISH may be the one you think of

BUT if Jeff Bezos listens ......








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