Thursday, 16 October 2025

34 times more than the mainland

34 times more

that is the ratio TODAY

of HK readers to mainland China readers

SO CHINA pull your socks up

and you could all pay me

or use me as an easy reader

via Amazon

NOW

why, I have no idea

its like you have just discovered RICE

and I'm being gobbled up

I was once called 1 in a million by my USA Shanghai uncle

but now with all these readers

I have no idea

which is a contradiction 

because i never run out of ideas

but who/what/where/why 

so many HK are reading me

I have no clue

not unless it's an AI

looking for company





just a few thoughts thur 16th Oct 2025

just a few thoughts thur 16th Oct 2025

I had hoped the russian army would mutiny 

and dash back to moscow for a victoria secrets party

but they are too busy putting up with putin

I also think the olympics are an albatross

so rebrand and repurpose 

as Frassati games

Aim for the heights by helping those in the gutter

more like a world wide Comic Relief like we have in UK

instead of Corporate Greed

World Cup ditto

but who listens to me

I'm just a gorilla with a rosary in the gutter too

my tinnitus has been a horror show and beyond

and my arthritis is kicking in

I got up to avoid being a sitting target

in bed

so i'll hide in bed for rest  of day

and lose a day

this is my life

BIG THANKS TO HONG KONG

i'm the new MUST HAVE

tell the relatives in mainland China

then I can start the Long March

to conquer China with my humour

and i may make enough to buy myself

a house not on a hill

cos the hill will kill me

all my diseases

that's enough 

Stay Happy Always

buy my books

ok, you could not be bothered

you'd rather buy tat with an Influencer's name on

SHALLOW






Wednesday, 15 October 2025

If I were

If I were (c) by Michael Casey

 I've been on the sofa chilling as the tv was claimed by somebody else

So I woke up I suppose I was asleep, anyway dashed to the bathroom

But this is in my head, despite the SCREAMING from Tinnitus


If I were (c) 

By 

Michael Casey


If I were Black  would you                              hate me

If I were White would you                              hate me too

If I were Straight would you                           hate me

If I were Gay        would you.                          hate me too

If I were a Christian would you                        hate me

If I were a Jew.          would you                       hate me too

If I were a Muslim     would you                       hate me

If I were of No Faith   would you                      hate me too

If I was Right             would you                      hate me

If I were Left              would you                      hate me too

If I was Political          would you                     hate me

If I was total UNPolitical   would you              hate me too          

If I was a Prude           would you                    hate me                    

If I was a Nudist.         would you                    hate me too

And If I were battered and bleeding in the gutter would you be a Good Samaritan

And if I were Jesus, would you Crucify me again

BUT

 Love is Always Better than Hate

And despite the Tinnitus screaming in my head constantly

I beg Mary to ask her Son Jesus, Bring Peace on Earth Again

AMEN





thank you HK so much, or is it AI trawling me

thank you HK so much, or is it AI trawling me

the overnight figures are a concert room full, again

so thanks again

BUT

this poor writer gets nothing until you buy a book on Amazon

there is a Chinese Translation Of  The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

you could buy that for granny

 

Chinese Traditional Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker Kindle Edition


《屠夫、麵包師和送葬者》是一部關於商店街的喜劇在英國的舊鍛造廠和歌唱鐵砧。這裡有一個味道韋恩買了一家廢棄的酒吧,他的妻子懷上了雙胞胎,事情糟透了,墨菲夫人借錢出手相救,建築商白勞了兩對雙胞胎,上帝瞧不起,也幫了忙,韋恩發現了一個地窖下面隱藏著一個地窖,裡面裝滿了二戰時期遺留下來的40年威士忌,這家酒吧是當地黑市商人留下所有東西的地方。韋恩和家人獲救送葬者因在靈車上貼停車罰單而與交通督導員發生爭執。路上有一場爵士葬禮,一隻名叫帕特里克的泰迪熊,一隻名叫阿姆吉特的毛茸茸的狗,它有自己的想法。送葬者的兒子離開了公司,珀西不知所措,他的兒子帶著浪子的請求回來了,請求原諒,“父親原諒我,我現在知道電腦不適合我,電腦裡沒有愛,但我們的生意裡沒有愛。”有愛和同情心。送葬者試圖勒索一名彎曲的建築商,後者將拆除他們居住的商店街。和平得以恢復,承辦人成為建築商的選舉代理人,並帶他參觀了所有其餘的房屋,以便建築商最終進入議會大廈。道奇博彩公司微笑保羅在大選上下注,贏得了 100 萬英鎊。送葬者得知微笑保羅有去大馬士革之路的經歷後勃然大怒,並捐出了所有的錢來幫助挽救他中國朋友的中餐館生意。所以微笑保羅成為了一個有榮譽的人,並在路上得到了一個漂亮的女朋友,因為中國人必須尊重他。 。我以送葬者珀西的一首詩結束死者與生者(三)經過邁克爾·凱西我第一次見到死者是在我九歲的時候,我父親說沒有擔心死者與生者一樣,只有笑聲離開了他們,他們眼中的光芒消失了,憂慮也消失了從他們的肩膀上被抬起,他們的聲音也消失了永恆。在天堂裡,光芒將會回歸,因為它是光芒的閃爍星星,笑聲也會回來,因為是晨風,潮流的轉變是他們的側面笑得顫抖。“Túfū, miànbāo shī hé sòngzàng zhě” shì yī bù guānyú shāngdiàn jiē de xǐjùzài yīngguó de jiù duànzào chǎng hé gēchàng tiě zhēn. Zhèlǐ yǒuyīgè wèidàowěi ēn mǎile yījiā fèiqì de jiǔbā, tā de qīzi huái shàngle shuāngbāotāi, shìqíng zāo tòule, mò fēi fūrén jiè qián chūshǒu xiāng jiù, jiànzhú shāng bái láole liǎng duì shuāngbāotāi, shàngdì qiáobùqǐ, yě bāngle máng, wěi ēn fà xiàn le yīgè dìjiào xiàmiàn yǐncángzhe yīgè dìjiào, lǐmiàn zhuāng mǎnle èrzhàn shíqí yíliú xiàlái de 40 nián wēishìjì, zhè jiā jiǔbā shì dāngdì hēishì shāngrén liú xià suǒyǒu dōngxī dì dìfāng. Wěi ēn hé jiārén huòjiùsòngzàng zhě yīn zài língchē shàng tiē tíngchē fádān ér yú jiāotōng dūdǎo yuán fāshēng zhēngzhí. Lùshàng yǒu yī chǎng juéshì zànglǐ, yī zhī míng jiào pàtèlǐkè de tài dí xióng, yī zhī míng jiào ā mǔ jí tè de máoróngrōng de gǒu, tā yǒu zìjǐ de xiǎngfǎ. Sòngzàng zhě de érzi líkāile gōngsī, pò xī bùzhī suǒ cuò, tā de érzi dàizhe làngzǐ de qǐngqiú huíláile, qǐngqiú yuánliàng,“fùqīn yuánliàng wǒ, wǒ xiànzài zhīdào diànnǎo bùshìhé wǒ, diànnǎo lǐ méiyǒu ài, dàn wǒmen de shēngyì lǐ méiyǒu ài.” Yǒu ài hé tóngqíng xīn.Sòngzàng zhě shìtú lèsuǒ yī míng wānqū de jiànzhú shāng, hòuzhě jiāng chāichú tāmen jūzhù de shāngdiàn jiē. Hépíng déyǐ huīfù, chéngbàn rén chéngwéi jiànzhú shāng de xuǎnjǔ dàilǐ rén, bìng dài tā cānguānle suǒyǒu qíyú de fángwū, yǐbiàn jiànzhú shāng zuìzhōng jìnrù yìhuì dàshà. Dàoqí bócǎi gōngsī wéixiào bǎoluó zài dàxuǎn shàngxià zhù, yíngdéle 100 wàn yīngbàng. Sòngzàng zhě dé zhī wéixiào bǎoluó yǒu qù dàmǎshìgé zhī lù de jīnglì hòu bórán dà nù, bìng juān chūle suǒyǒu de qián lái bāngzhù wǎnjiù tā zhōngguó péngyǒu de zhōng cānguǎn shēngyì. Suǒyǐ wéixiào bǎoluó chéngwéile yīgè yǒu róngyù de rén, bìng zài lùshàng dédàole yīgè piàoliang de nǚ péngyǒu, yīn wéi zhōngguó rén bìxū zūnzhòng tā. .Wǒ yǐ sòngzàng zhě pò xī de yī shǒu shī jiéshùsǐzhě yǔ shēng zhě (sān)jīngguòmàikè'ěr·kǎi xīwǒ dì yī cì jiàn dào sǐzhě shì zài wǒ jiǔ suì de shíhòu, wǒ fùqīn shuō méiyǒudānxīn sǐzhě yǔ shēng zhě yīyàng, zhǐyǒu xiào shēnglíkāile tāmen, tāmen yǎnzhōng de guāngmáng xiāoshīle, yōulǜ yě xiāoshīlecóng tāmen de jiānbǎng shàng bèi tái qǐ, tāmen de shēngyīn yě xiāoshīleyǒnghéng.Zài tiāntáng lǐ, guāngmáng jiāng huì huíguī, yīnwèi tā shì guāngmáng de shǎnshuòxīngxīng, xiào shēng yě huì huílái, yīn wéi shì chénfēng,cháoliú de zhuǎnbiàn shì tāmen de cèmiàn xiào dé chàndǒu.


Victoria Secret Fashion Show Live TONIGHT

Victoria Secret Fashion Show Live TONIGHT

Victoria Secret Fashion Show Live TONIGHT

so while the world goes to Hell

and everybody lies and sells you rubbish, Politicians especially

Victoria Secret Fashion Show is LIVE. on TV TONIGHT

so I hope its a Distraction Therapy

So while the Russian army has their pants down

THEY CAN BE KICKED OUT OF UKRAINE

Yellow Rose of Texas and all that Strategy

Tuesday, 14 October 2025

i'm up again 14 oct 2025

i'm up again

I tend to get up very early because of tinnitus tsunami and pain

potter about for 3 hours, say a Rosary not because I'm holy

but  because, if you understand because you will

no need for explanations

then feed cat and sometimes she comes back in again

or it was her who woke me from my erratic slumbers 

in the first place

so

I'll come to my desk here in the study

ok the front room

then I'll read the press 4 newspaper

and check my 4 sites

and see if Hong Kong is still mad for my writing

YES YES YES and YES

I want it all, I want every single word

Hong Kong is now my biggest reader ever

Don't know why

maybe the new rice cooker is slower

so they read my rubbish while they wait

and yes an ethnic joke

get over it

My Shanghai rice cooker is much faster

and my 2  half shanghai daughters are chefs too

so

I eat , read, write and pooh ckd does that to you

then when exhaustion beckons

I go back to bed and emerge later like Dracula

my sleep patterns are horrendous

Tinnitus does that to you

Hernia hurting affects my sleep position too

so not only do I look like an elephant man

I'm a gorilla with a Rosary too

so

you have a bigger picture of me now

Like the one from 10cc and I'm not in love

1975 and all that

i remember dancing with a nurse back then

Audrey , I won't reveal her surname

BUT IT WAS ME

she could be head of nursing somewhere now

or married with children

time moves on

so

If I had this dream house the one I talk to Trevor about

I'd do my 2 hours a day of writing

or maybe record my 3,000,000 words

everything in one take

because its boring otherwise

and I lack the energy

then my minions sell it on

and i make a living out of it

PLUS

I have another big idea

which is pointless even sharing 

until I have Patrons to help me pull it off

Because

I don't have the skills

I'm an ideas man

and writer of nonsense

I am a Shepherd of Words

A Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

or a humbled gorilla with a Rosary

so  now you can see more of me

as Trevor does

so don't puke in a bucket

as Trevor would if he were real

Confused

GOOD



schoolsub@youngpostclub.com. HK you have exploded all over my HK readers now for all of China too

schoolsub@youngpostclub.com

I've sent an email to them in HK

its up to you all will all of HK get to know me

and THEN

if all of China follows on


I'll leave it for Frassati , I have a feeling he'll be dancing on the ceiling




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