Tuesday, 7 October 2025

random maths

 random maths

1 in 50 hong kong people are reading me

not scientific 

just a random number for you to see

it may just be ai crawling over me

or several dorm room people reading my rubbish

Singapore had high ratios too

but not one of you pay

Amazon for English originals

but I'm accept prayers instead for my Health

you only see the tip of the iceberg that is me

AND GOOGLE PHOTOS IS STILL PANTS WILL NOT LOAD DOWN

AS I WRITE TO YOU ALL


and this is what ai says tonight


michael casey birmingham writer
Michael Casey is a 
prolific Birmingham-based humor writer known for his self-published books and his blog, "The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker". He is a distinctive figure in the local literary scene, referring to himself as "the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England". 
Key facts about Michael Casey:
  • Genre: He writes short-form fiction, primarily in the humor genre.
  • Writing style: Casey has developed a distinctive voice influenced by decades of listening to BBC Radio 4.
  • Literary career: While he has had some close calls with traditional publishing—such as a play being accepted but not produced in 1989—his primary work has been through self-publishing.
  • Notable work: His blog, The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker, hosts over 4,200 of his stories and "chats". Other titles include the e-books 15 Down and 17 Again.
  • Resilience: He has openly discussed overcoming personal health challenges, including arthritis and a quadruple heart bypass in 2015, which has influenced his perspective.
  • Online presence: His work is available through platforms like Amazon and his WordPress blog, where he connects with readers globally. 
AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more
michael casey birmingham writer
Michael Casey is a 
prolific Birmingham-based humor writer known for his self-published books and his blog, "The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker". He is a distinctive figure in the local literary scene, referring to himself as "the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England". 
Key facts about Michael Casey:
  • Genre: He writes short-form fiction, primarily in the humor genre.
  • Writing style: Casey has developed a distinctive voice influenced by decades of listening to BBC Radio 4.
  • Literary career: While he has had some close calls with traditional publishing—such as a play being accepted but not produced in 1989—his primary work has been through self-publishing.
  • Notable work: His blog, The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker, hosts over 4,200 of his stories and "chats". Other titles include the e-books 15 Down and 17 Again.
  • Resilience: He has openly discussed overcoming personal health challenges, including arthritis and a quadruple heart bypass in 2015, which has influenced his perspective.
  • Online presence: His work is available through platforms like Amazon and his WordPress blog, where he connects with readers globally. 
AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more


your blogger is shafted

YOUR blogger is shafted

Michael Casey michaelgcasey@gmail.com

15:28 (1 minute ago)
to press
you cannot pick up your own photos to add to posts

it went bad, cam back, now has stayed Bad for days

I have 3,000,000 words or 11gig on blogger
but the photos are hidden

can you fix it

your ai is pants too

in a hurry to go forward you have produced
 a much inferior search
ai is a jumped up little kid in search of a tip
instead of tried and tested waiter

and yes

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

aka a gorilla with a Rosary IS what Gemini needs,  
a real tutor with 57 years love of words.
 I am the needle that plays your jukebox
give you a needle or you stay dumb.

I am a Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

zuckerberg knows that, 

but you lot are lumberjacks dressed in womens clothing

suspenders and a bra cutting down trees in palo alto

instead of giving Chancy Gardiner a run through your weeds



another day out or taking the pee and getting pricked

another day out or taking the pee and getting pricked

ok shall. I explain

I had a GP, doctor appointment today

my tinnitus was raging

but I had to force myself out of bed

imagine you are in a bar, desperate for the toilet

you are small the bar is heaving

100 fat ugly men in the way, and you are a little girl

you have to fight your way to the toilet before you wet your knickers

THIS IS TINNITUS

totally overwhelming

so I run the bath, and but John Denver on my music

and then I splash away

If I had time I'd shave as well

then outside on the landing my cat is clawing at the carpet

this is how Totoro tells us she wants to go out

like in the Great Escape film, she'll tunnel her way out

if you don't let her out

so I get out of the bath and she watches me naked

as I towel myself dry

so readers in Hong Kong as you are so many now

are you wishing you were Totoro  watching me naked

or have you all just screamed and dropped the wok

and puked all over next door's dog

gotcha

see I put in the odd sentence to see if you are paying attention

not unless you really do dream of seeing a naked writer

like a naked ape, but hairier and covered in scars

scream

ok stop messing about as Kenneth Williams might say

I order my taxi and go downstairs  and let my cat out

then I'm in the taxi with my driver

blocked in articulated lorry

it reminds me of a story

our neighbour 50 years ago had a rich friend

parked a Rolls Royce outside her house

our friend parked his articulated lorry 

outside our house and 2 others, it was that big

so

got to the GP and everybody in a queue for Flu jab

i went for my blood test

the Indian man in the queue his daughter is a pharmacist

so it got me thinking

a hockey league, so that professional women 

can watch hockey and see the available talent

running around and sweating

yes ladies objectify your future man

and maybe live stream it

just save me some cake after the weddings

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades 

from Birmingham England

he wrote The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

AND

that is how I found a husband to help run my 22 pharmacy shops

or my legal practice or my dentistry practice, or my chain of

newsagents

AND if all of them make money then everybody else makes money

restaurants/bars/taxis

Trickle Down economics

after I had my bloods

I met one of the staff booking in Flu jab people

Her face looked like a Russian girl from the local store

could have been her mother, but  this was an English lady

I was the last one one in the queue for the dr and flu jab

So

I did a slow strip tease

the doctor look to see which way was the fastest out of the room

maybe a window, we were on the round floor

So he gave me the flu jab after i took my shirt off

He is medically trained so he did not puke at  the sight

a naked ape getting a needle in the arm

I bored him about being a writer michaelgcasey

go google but I'm not the economist of the exact same name

I'm the one holding his pussy

so bemused I left the doctor

then i went to fill my sample tube

on the way out I handed it in still warm

to the reception, it'd be sent away with my bloods

A sigh of relief went up from the doctor's surgery

then

I went to annoy the pharmacy shop next door

I bought some mints

and a drug addict had his daily tabs of methanone

then I managed to walk to the bus stop

luckily a man dresses like Mr McKenry 

the man on the bike in the Magic Roundabout

he was at the bus stop, I had joked about his name

when we crossed paths in the doctors

so the leather clad biker held the bus for me

so maybe I was a biker chick as I was dressed in drag

NO

just seeing if you are all paying attention

so I got the bus a lucky 13

and this took me home

so no need to struggle up the hill either

as I got off the bus and descended the hill to our road

meeting a very beautiful african baby in a pushchair

Then I was home

after passing conga eel sized pink pipes in the road

the window cleaners were out in force cleaning windows still

I got home and had an instant coffee Kenco smooth

let the cat back in and got a message

a flying visit from daughter no.1

finished my coffee and she appeared

its 2 hours later and she's gone

had to sort out contact lenses here in Birmingham

BUT

I'm so happy she was here fleetingly

and I got to send some door stoppers back to London

for daughter no.2

Simple pleasures

wait till you are a dad

Today is the feast of the Rosary



so thanks mum, for making me a dad, and the rest you all know if you have read

padre pio and me , online

Stay happy always

Hong Kong Thank you





Monday, 6 October 2025

YOU DID IT HONG KONG another record shattered

YOU DID IT HONG KONG another record shattered

in a matter of weeks you have filled Wembley Stadium with readers

Yes that many

Or are you an AI stealing my Nutcrackers

my head is screaming so i cannot say more

I was talking to myself for an hour or more

Yes AI persuasion technique

Small daughter had her first day in new job

and big daughter home soon for a flying visit

my media player stopped on my old phone 

the one I use to control my music

BUT

the other media player plays randomly

AND

it sounds good to me

so a lucky chance

mark harris from StatsMR

used to say I was a good  stumbler

so hello to him, not seen him in 20 years

He may be fat and ugly now, or am I looking in a mirror

that's all folks, and BUY a book you Headington ACNielsen crew

YES it's really me

I've morphed into a writer

and Fiona Pitt still lives nearby

stay happy always everybody



Sunday, 5 October 2025

almost there HK

almost there HK 

just a churchfull away from a target

and by christmas with the help of God and 2 Policemen

a 7 figure readership here. finally on this Blogger

all by word of mouth

have you got nothing better to do

Film tv and radio and internet could all produce my stuff

or a flash mob read through in the park

or a live stream event

or just under the sheets at night in your boarding school

THANK YOU one and all

and Yes pray for this fool

arthritis and cold weather etc

what I need is a bit of steam

send some from Saint  Peter or is it Gabrial

or were you thinking something more


cheerio as they say,  amd below is my Einstein without the brains look


I've had a haircut so now I'm freezing



just me and Totoro up

Just me and Totoro up

though she has just dropped off the windowsill and is heading for the living room

I let her out while I had breakfast and started an offsite security

11gig, yes 11gig the size of my main blogger

does that include photos I don't know

but i'll be safe offsite 

so my words will continue

i'll post a letter to Santa at the North Pole

and one to 

Kazakhstan

Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Kazakhstan


Kazakhstan

I have readers there, or they could be astronauts on the way to space

so my out of this world words are saved

11 gig I was amazed too

well I'm farting fire so I'll go for a pooh

and enjoy the rest of your day I may annoy you more later

PICTURES playing up again

but this is a WORDS site

Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

this is me

Michael Casey a fat silver haired writer with a Rosary

from Birmingham England

beware of any immitations

and yes if you all bought a book

maybe I could move to a house of the level

no more hills to climb

cos 120kilos and all my diseases

that hill is killing me

OR

would that be the 

Happy ending

you want for me

Vladamir in the FSB







 


https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/252290/the-story-behind-the-miracle-of-the-shrine-of-our-lady-of-peace-in-kazakhstan


Saturday, 4 October 2025

singapore grand prix

singapore grand prix

well if hk continues to pull ahead

I'll reach another landmark TOMORROW

If HK doubles its efforts over night and iF  Singapore gets it on

so it's up  you two


my snaps were back now they are. gone again

 

Michael Casey a Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

who left Gemini crying because she could not understand my words

and a Gorilla with a Rosary too

because so much better that AI

God always knows what I'm talking about

despite all my many failings



Michael Casey the writer from Birmingham England, still a gorilla with a Rosary

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