Saturday, 4 October 2025
Singapore are you ready for Michael Casey from Birmingham England fat silver haired writer
Singapore are you ready for Michael Casey from Birmingham England fat silver haired writer
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Hong Kong has taken your throne are you going to take it back
as my biggest readers
3,000,000 words spread everywhere go look
Friday, 3 October 2025
5545 home economics
5545 home economics
well I went to bed and got a few hours
storm Amy is hitting Uk
and battering my head too
Imagine on the motorway and all the splash and spray
and a truck nearly hits you coming the other way
the noise and fear
that is what its like in my head
so we had a family conference
ok i interrupted mother nagging daughters in London
one was making dinner with her flatmate and another was at her place
so 3 places united by technology
all of them ignoring me
as i moved about like a punch drunk boxer
no simon and garfunkel for me
so what the landlord had not done and should of
I told my daughter to get Padre Pio to intervene
he's our godfather who makes offers nobody refuses
I was ignored in the back and forth and the noise in my head was impossible
my mission fizzled like a fuse in my head at a million zolts
so now you get the picture
I nagged small daughter, our family interior designer
to pick a new rug for the home living room here in Birmingham
while she moaned about undelivered washing machines
the landlord needs to come clean
Persil maybe
or snow white
anyway mother will put the fear of god into him
so i interrupted and broke up the conversation
and dragged them to my desk
so then in 5 minutes a new rug was chosen
Don't waste hours going around in circles
plan and decide and then do something else
do not waste your energy on BS
I have to watch my energy levels
as I'm so weak nowadays
so at least you can imagine the family dynamic
Chinese Irish pantomime
I hope you enjoyed the 2 books too
the link was on the previous post
800 pages to read maybe
and still NOBODY pays me
not even my little brother
who is too busy washing his wig
he'll kill me for saying that if he spots it
but he had 3 sisters and i lived with 3 girls and a female cat
so we have a lot in common
even if half of mine are in another city
city to city a Gerry Rafferty album
now go up the bakers up the street
and buy me some dumplings
but don't block the toilet
Chinese readers THANK YOU
the cat in not in the bag, it is sleeping on it
5544 my head exploding
5544 my head exploding
so i'm done for the day
when this storm passes maybe my barometric pain will too
i wish I never spoke of all the pain and noise
but unfortunately i have a personal mugger and screamer
Tinnitus and arthritis
so God help us. cos nobody else can
no proper sleep for a few days
no that i sleep naturally anyway
so stay pure
and have a word with God about taking some of my
pain and tinnitus away
and Chinese people I hope you're not all coming after me
to hit me with a wok
I'm crackers enough already
so Hong Kong, are we dating now?
so Hong Kong, are we dating now?
you have really smashed it
So why me?
am I a hunk?
is it the way I twerk?
or do my words touch you?
the same way your boyfriend touches you?
when he gently reaches for the rice cooker
nothing gets in the way of his appetite
and his fat pot belly, like grandma's pigs in the countryside
am I accurate girls from HK
Or is is the way she looks at you and demands more money
Inflation she says, as she can barely close her LV purse
and holds out her hand for more money
her pot bellied piggy bank
such is HK marriage and dating
Try Shanghai, you know nothing, yet
so either you are all laughing in Hong Kong
or every take away in Birmingham
will ban me, and a sign will go up
Hit this fool with a wok
cos he is prawn crackers
THANK YOU SO MUCH HONG KONG
for being my BIGGEST READERS on this site
BUT Singapore reads a lot too
so are you going to try and double it
and leave Singapore in the dust
they are probably your
Crazy Rich Cousins anyway
It took a miracle for me to finally have a family, and a Chinese uncle played his part
so how can I not be eternally grateful.
so Hong Kong are we dating now?

so Hong Kong, are we dating now?
you have really smashed it
So why me?
am I a hunk?
is it the way I twerk?
or do my words touch you?
the same way your boyfriend touches you?
when he gently reaches for the rice cooker
nothing gets in the way of his appetite
and his fat pot belly, like grandma’s pigs in the countryside
am I accurate girls from HK
Or is is the way she looks at you and demands more money
Inflation she says, as she can barely close her LV purse
and holds out her hand for more money
her pot bellied piggy bank
such is HK marriage and dating
Try Shanghai, you know nothing, yet
so either you are all laughing in Hong Kong
or every take away in Birmingham
will ban me, and a sign will go up
Hit this fool with a wok
cos he is prawn crackers
THANK YOU SO MUCH HONG KONG
for being my BIGGEST READERS on this site
BUT Singapore reads a lot too
so are you going to try and double it
and leave Singapore in the dust
they are probably your
Crazy Rich Cousins anyway









It took a miracle for me to finally have a family, and a Chinese uncle played his part
so how can I not be eternally grateful.
china gave me a family.
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