Friday, 3 October 2025

5545 home economics

5545 home economics

well I went to bed and got a few hours

storm Amy is hitting Uk

and battering my head too

Imagine on the motorway and all the splash and spray

and a truck nearly hits you coming the other way

the noise and fear

that is what its like in my head

so we had a family conference

ok i interrupted mother nagging daughters in London

one was making dinner with her flatmate and another was at her place

so 3 places united by technology

all of them ignoring me

as i moved about like a punch drunk boxer

no simon and garfunkel for me

so what the landlord had not done and should of

I told my daughter to get Padre Pio to intervene

he's our godfather who makes offers nobody refuses

I was ignored in the back and forth and the noise in my head was impossible

my mission fizzled like a fuse in my head at a million zolts

so now you get the picture

I nagged small daughter, our family interior designer

to pick a new rug for the home living room here in Birmingham

while she moaned about undelivered washing machines

the landlord needs to come clean

Persil maybe

or snow white

anyway mother will put the fear of god into him

so i interrupted and broke up the conversation

and dragged them to my desk

so then in 5 minutes a new rug was chosen

Don't waste hours going around in circles

plan and decide and then do something else

do not waste your energy on BS

I have to watch my energy levels

as I'm so weak nowadays

so at least you can imagine the family dynamic

Chinese Irish pantomime

I hope you enjoyed the 2 books too 

the link was on the previous post

800 pages to read maybe

and still NOBODY pays me

not even my little brother

who is too busy washing his wig

he'll kill me for saying that if he spots it

but he had 3 sisters and i lived with 3 girls and a female cat

so we have a lot in common

even if half of mine are in another city

city to city a Gerry Rafferty album

now go up the bakers up the street

and buy me some dumplings

but don't block the toilet

Chinese readers THANK YOU





















the cat in not in the bag, it is sleeping on it


5544 my head exploding

5544 my head exploding

so i'm done for the day

when this storm passes maybe my barometric pain will too

i wish I never spoke of all the pain and noise

but unfortunately i have a personal mugger and screamer

Tinnitus and arthritis

so God help us. cos nobody else can

no proper sleep for a few days

no that i sleep naturally anyway

so stay pure

and have a word with God about taking some of my

pain and tinnitus away

and Chinese people I hope you're not all coming after me

to hit me with a wok

I'm crackers enough already



so Hong Kong, are we dating now?

so Hong Kong, are we dating now?

you have really smashed it

So why me?

am I a hunk?

is it the way I twerk?

or do my words touch you?

the same way your boyfriend touches you?

when he gently reaches for the rice cooker

nothing gets in the way of his appetite

and his fat pot belly, like grandma's pigs in the countryside

am I accurate girls from HK

Or is is the way she looks at you and demands more money

Inflation she says, as she can barely close her LV purse

and holds out her hand for more money

her pot bellied piggy bank

such is HK marriage and dating

Try Shanghai, you know nothing, yet

so either you are all laughing in Hong Kong

or every take away in Birmingham

will ban me, and a sign will go up

Hit this fool with a wok

cos he is prawn crackers

THANK YOU SO MUCH HONG KONG

for being my BIGGEST READERS on this site

BUT Singapore reads a lot too

so are you going to try and double it

and leave Singapore in the dust

they are probably your

Crazy Rich Cousins anyway










It took a miracle for me to finally have a family, and a Chinese uncle played his part

so how can I not be eternally grateful. 


so Hong Kong are we dating now?

so Hong Kong, are we dating now?

you have really smashed it

So why me?

am I a hunk?

is it the way I twerk?

or do my words touch you?

the same way your boyfriend touches you?

when he gently reaches for the rice cooker

nothing gets in the way of his appetite

and his fat pot belly, like grandma’s pigs in the countryside

am I accurate girls from HK

Or is is the way she looks at you and demands more money

Inflation she says, as she can barely close her LV purse

and holds out her hand for more money

her pot bellied piggy bank

such is HK marriage and dating

Try Shanghai, you know nothing, yet

so either you are all laughing in Hong Kong

or every take away in Birmingham

will ban me, and a sign will go up

Hit this fool with a wok

cos he is prawn crackers

THANK YOU SO MUCH HONG KONG

for being my BIGGEST READERS on this site

BUT Singapore reads a lot too

so are you going to try and double it

and leave Singapore in the dust

they are probably your

Crazy Rich Cousins anyway

It took a miracle for me to finally have a family, and a Chinese uncle played his part

so how can I not be eternally grateful. 

china gave me a family.

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