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Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England, Michael Casey
By Michael Casey
13th may 25 mins of me talking about writing
13th may 25 mins of me talking about writing
Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England, Michael CaseyMay 13, 2021
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13th may 25 mins of me talking about writing
13th may 25 mins of me talking about writing
May 13, 202127:15
7th May 2021 S***, Bathed and Shaved Michael Casey, him
This episode is also available as a blog post: https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2021/05/07/7th-may-2021-s-bathed-and-shaved-michael-casey-him/. includes the Pope's Band story too
May 07, 202116:22
Just in time for the Election
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May 07, 202101:08:43
Random. Singing
Random. Singing
May 07, 202100:26
my other Topol song for University
my other Topol song for University
May 07, 202100:34
i may start recording in the morning
I may start recording in morning Posted bymichaelgcasey06/05/2021Posted inUncategorizedEditI may start recording in morning Short stories from Birmingham PODAST TOO https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR Thursday, 6 May 2021 I may start recording in the morning I may start recording in the morning I watched Rocketman and really loved it God Bless Elton, was touched by the film several times So I’ll list back to your stuff Now Rocketman has provided a bit of context Yes, I’m that ignorant I loved you in Kingsman 2 too, or is it tutu, or just desmond READ my Birmingham is Ballet and all will be explained or not, but you will laugh What else yes, I worked out how to record again So once I work out how to post again, via Anchor then I’ll record my stuff either to my existing one or a new one I accidentally created HERE https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR is where you can hear 12 hours plus of me But I’ll work it out, and then you’ll really hate the sound of my voice Though I never know how the Tinnitus and regular pain will get me so enjoy me as I am, naked and on the page not literally, and I did have a haircut today so once I s_,shower and shave then I’ll inflict a new photo on you I also voted, so I hope my choice wins In chapter 9 of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker which I hope you have all read by now, the winner is a former bent builder, who become so good as an MP That’s it for now, and how did I finally sleep last night, with Tinnitus howling I googled a Sleep Pray by Padre Pio, and it worked Though some may say ….. Thanks for passing bye today And Boris if you are reading this from your Hippy Paradise how about discovering me as A Nation of Shopkeepers was the ORIGINAL title of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker and the world will flock to Old Forge and Singing Anvil just give the book a few mentions though 30+ years old still very funny, and 90 nations all over the world read it And in up to 10 different languages on the same day I hope the Indian Delegation are reading it. too In Search of an Indian Princess is the finale and why is Calcutta the last word in the book Because Mrs Murphy is on her Rosary doing a novena for the child So obviously she roped in Mother Theresa so now you all know, and everybody everywhere can pray for India my mum, Mrs Murphy in the book was based on her and her 3 sisters
May 06, 202103:06
from The Secret Prayer Society to Gagging for a Drink the last of my previous Audio, I shall have to make more
from The Secret Prayer Society to Gagging for a Drink the last of my previous Audio, I shall have to make more 50 short stories may be on Shorts 2013 or More Shorts 2014 or 300 and Not OUT my books are as cheap as I am, so buy some, and follow with your finger as you listen to my voice NOW GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS I had my Oxford AstaZennica jab today so, I've been pricked, have you too, if not join the queue
Mar 06, 202102:43:20
from Horror Stories to Through my Letter Box all in my own voice too
from Horror Stories to Through my Letter Box all in my own voice too these maybe in 300 and Not Out or Shorts 2013 or More Shorts 2014 so you'll have to buy the books to match the words they are as cheap as I am, no comments please.
Mar 06, 202102:51:04
50 to 100 of blogs 2011 so buy the book and match words to my very own voice
50 to 100 of blogs 2011 so buy the book and match words to my very own voice I've realised some of these may juts be on 300 and Not OUT so you'd have to buy that book too
Mar 06, 202103:13:56
30 to 50 blogs 2011
30 to 50 blogs 2011 match my audio to the words in Blogs 2011
Mar 06, 202157:20
21.22.23.24.25.26.27.30 from blogs 2011
21.22.23.24.25.26.27.30 from blogs 2011 i hope my voice isn't too bad from years ago. I got a better microphone later on
Mar 06, 202137:52
11 to 20 from Blogs 2011
read Blogs 2011 to match my voice with the words
Mar 06, 202126:26
blogs 2011 no.5
blogs 2011 no.5
Mar 06, 202104:38
1,3,4,6,7,8,9,10 of my shorts
match up with my book Blogs 2011 to read the words
Mar 06, 202118:03
Internet Story
make you laugh I hope
Mar 06, 202108:48
This is me in my own voice Michael Casey
this is me
Mar 06, 202101:22
M5 list of words from 8 years ago
This episode is also available as a blog post: https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2020/11/29/m5-list-of-words-from-8-years-ago/ lots of short stories
Mar 06, 202141:25
TFAB Tears for a Butcher Chapter 2 Old People's Home from the Sequel to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
Michael Casey 29th Jan 2011 Tears For A Butcher Chapter2 Tears For A Butcher © Chapter 2 Old People’s Home © Now an old people’s home is a thing of mercy and patience, the elderly go there to spend their final years, to find comfort and peace. A good home has caring staff who understand the elderly and their needs. Some old people never get any visitors, the staff are their family, or you may have one resident who has more visitors that all the rest of the residents combined. Whatever the case may be a home for the elderly is exactly that, a home with a capital H for HOME. Now Percy’s occupation meant that he visited Old People’s Homes more than most, when the time came for the elderly to go to meet God it was Percy who collected the body and did the final duties for the deceased. The home owners used to coral the pensioners in the day room while Percy sneaked in to collect the bodies, it is an upsetting thing to know one of your number had gone to meet their maker, so Percy did his duty while trying not to upset anybody. Now on this occasion at The Happy Valley Rest Home as Percy collected the body with Andy he saw somebody at an upper window banging on the window, then the old woman pushed something out of the window. It was a note with a message scrawled in pencil on it. Percy was going to ignore it but something made him think twice so once he had placed the deceased in the back of the private ambulance he went back to collect the note. Now this note was going to make waves, big waves and chance Percy’s life too. When they got back to the street Percy sat in the office and put the paper on his desk. Sitting down he began to read it, the old lady said “help I’m starving and its so cold in here always, please help before you’ll be taking my body away.” “What’s up pop?” asked Andy. “Read it for yourself,” replied Percy as he turned the paper around on the desk. “That’s not right, but what if she’s just a bit senile,” Andy replied. “You could be right, but we need to find out the truth,” sighed Percy. “Ok, pop, why don’t you go to the café to have a talk about it, I’ll start preparing the deceased,” said Andy. “Good boy,” said Percy as he strode away to the café. Percy repeated what he’d read on the note, Mark and Gillian were shocked, the elderly should be loved not starved and froze to death. George and Brownie arrived with the latest gossip, but hearing Percy’s news they were shocked. “Bastards,” said George. “Bastards,” said Brownie. “Bastards,” said Gillian. “Bastards,” repeated Mark. “But what are we going to do?” asked Percy. There was silence all around, then Brownie had an idea. “Me and George are going undercover, I’ve seen it on tv, Esther Ranzen and Panorama do it, so me and George will do it,” she whispered. Percy looked shocked but she was determined so he was wise enough to say nothing. “But we have to protect you while you are undercover, so you’ll have mobile phones and we’ll ring you at regular intervals, or just text cos it’s quieter.” said Gillian. “We can pretend to be window cleaners and we can slip you messages, and you can have a digital camera to get evidence,” added Patrick who had happened by. “That’s a good idea,” replied Brownie. They spend the morning discussing how George and Brownie would be spies like 007 James Bond, sandwiches were made and eaten, they had to try and think of everything. Once the camera was full of stills and movies they could drop it out of the window into the flower bed and if nobody was looking Patrick could throw a 2nd camera back up to them, it would only take seconds. They did forget one thing despite all the planning. How would the get George and Brownie into the old people’s home in the first place. “The Love of Money is the Root of All Evil,” quoted Percy his eyes lighting up. “Those people are only interested in one thing, MONEY. So if we turn up with a couple of senior citizens and 2 months fee for their care, in cash, then George and Bro
Mar 06, 202113:52
something pOLITICAL
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Mar 06, 202100:27
The Light from a Candle Jan 23, 2009 5:24 PM
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Mar 06, 202101:46
Birmingham is Ballet
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Mar 04, 202117:57
KPOP saves the world
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Mar 04, 202105:19
Heaven’s Devils
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Mar 04, 202106:33
Mar 04, 202101:22:00
Lech, Boris and Gregorgi Chase a Thief
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Mar 04, 202112:41
Lech, Boris and Gregorgi Check it Out ©
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Mar 04, 202107:25
Lech, Boris and Gregogi Rescue the Old People’s Home
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Mar 04, 202108:02
Mar 04, 202108:33
Worth more than Vodka
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Mar 04, 202107:25
Mar 04, 202107:25
When the General French Kissed the Regimental Sergeant Major
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Mar 04, 202109:53
Finding a Wife for my Son
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Mar 04, 202105:24
When Santas Angels came to the Rescue
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Mar 04, 202107:34
To the Very Gates of Hell
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Mar 04, 202106:54
A Korean Christmas Carol from 3 years ago
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Mar 04, 202105:46
Father Michael S.J. from 7 years ago
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Mar 04, 202111:50
love beyond reason
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Mar 04, 202103:56
The Birmingham K-Drama Story
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Mar 04, 202105:45
Teaching You All That I Know
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Mar 04, 202106:06
Michael Casey AUDIO collection, listen to me reading my stories
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Mar 04, 202111:25
Annie and Bettie get their Man
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Mar 04, 202105:38
God’s Rich Tapestry
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Mar 04, 202104:51
I may have a broken leg later plus The Bickers an older story
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Mar 04, 202106:21
for Jill Biden a Valentine Poem from Joe
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Mar 04, 202102:29
I want to be on the radio a love story
I have actually lost the text for this, so feel free to copy type it and send it back to me.
It remains both my copyright, and my favourite story
Mar 04, 202106:25
Tinnitus Night and Talking to God
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Mar 04, 202100:15
Mar 04, 202104:38
33 years ago today, 29th Feb 1988
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Mar 04, 202100:55
Almost a Poem
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Mar 04, 202103:58
