Up on the Roof of the Kremlin with Frassati , new kid saint on the block
So as you know Frassati is a divil for climbing things
So he's disgusted by Russia invasion of Ukraine
So he goes see for himself
He starts climbing the Kremlin
He's spotted and they shout at him
Do you think he listens them?
He get the top easily
He free climbs, no need of rope now
Apart from the Paracord Rosary beads
He loves those
On the roof Frassati looks around
Saint Basil's looks pretty
But is it something from Disney
No faith vibes from that
Looking below he sees a Babushka
Wow, the tsunami of Faith coming from her
As she struggles carrying her shopping
Frassati was going to leap off the Kremlin to help her
But he's got other fish fry
Why has so much pain and evil come from the Kremlin
Sure they beat the Nazis
But they put in as much energy beating their own people
Why?
Frassati can see the Ballet in the distance
So he starts to dance like Nureyev
But better, in the roof of the Kremlin
Frassati knocks a slate off the roof
It misses a guard, he looks up and shouts
A crowd starts to form
Meanwhile Frassati thinks, we could play football up here
Saint Anthony appears, he'll be Goal Keeper, he's always saving things
One by one various Italian saints appear
They have to welcome the new kid after all
Pele appears too, yes he wasn't born Italian
But in Heaven God makes his own rule
capiche
Frassati thinks they should all wear football shirts
So they all appear Blue and Yellow
Frassati does know his Fashion after all
He's not all Rosary beads
So
From the Street it looks like Ukraine is playing
Football on the roof of the Kremlin
Its just Frassati and friends
Obviously Putin is furious and opens his window
To shout at them
But an open window from 6000 metres
Come on, that's easy
Like taking icecream from a baby
Which reminds me of Saint Basils
......
Custard Pie in Putin's face
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