Seven Ways (c) by Michael Casey

Seven Ways(c)

By

Michael Casey

Why are  newspapers and some folks on LK obsessed with lists.

7 ways to touch your toes,

7 ways to blow your nose,

 7 ways to scratch your bum,

7 ways to pat your tum,

7 ways to clean your ears,

7 ways to banish fears,

7 ways to dry those tears,

7 ways to pull the wool over others eyes,

7 ways to thin those thighs,

 7 ways to tie ties, 

7 years itch,

 7 ways to make that pitch,

 7 ways to curse that B((***,

7 ways to better sex,

7 ways to what to do next,

7 ways to break it off,

7 ways to scoff,

and finally 7 books on Amazon Kindle,

Michael Casey is a hymnal.