Light and Life ©
By Michael Casey
Well I’ve not been strong enough to write for a couple
of days, Arthur getting the upper hand, so now that the pain has lessened, I’ve
decided to write something new. Though Arthritis is a bastard and does work
like a roadblock to creativity, if that does not sound too pretentious. If you
cannot think straight then it’s hard to write, that’s less pretentious.
Twitter is ok for one-liners and so it’s easy to heckle
from Twitter even though you are in pain. I have had fun with Steven Fry, as he
left Twitter after the bag lady joke was attacked by the PC idiots. So I
invented a series of things Steven Fry might be doing instead at my house. As I
speak he is polishing the girls’ shoes ready for school in the morning. Then he
has to make their pack lunches ready for school, the school does run out of
food on occasion, so it’s safer to have a packed lunch, otherwise you get an
afternoon wilt.
So where was I? I remember I was going to write about
Light and Life, and how did I chose tonight’s topic? Our bulb died, so there
you have it, something happens and that’s enough to trigger a story from the
soup. The soup being the word that covers my life experience, ether may be a
posher word, but as you know I’d never claim to be posh, eclectic yes, posh no.
Light makes a home, if you have no light you would just
go to bed and make babies, perhaps we should all remove the light bulbs from
our homes and we’d all be a lot happier. Mothercare would be happier too, their
share price would rise too.
Dad always used to nag us when we left lights on in the
hall or on the landing, he would sometimes work 16 hour shifts in the
steelworks, so he did not want to waste his sweat. My brothers used to burn the
midnight oil, so that they could learn enough to get into a good University.
One brother bought a fancy angle-poise lamp when he got to Oxford, when me and
another brother went to visit we saw it on his desk at Queens. Having a fancy
lamp was a status symbol, my brother still has that lamp in his attic, nearly
50 years on. History has now repeated itself as my eldest daughter now has her
very own little lamp, she hopes to be a doctor, God Help Us.
Little things do matter, such as light, a night light is
a life saver, children are so afraid of the dark. There is so much fear of the
dark, but a little plastic night light does make a difference, or sleeping with
the curtains open, or having a light on in the landing. Your very own torch
beside your bed or in the bed with you is a great thing. Suddenly you are not
alone, the monsters cannot get you because the light is on, or you have a super
torch that will destroy monsters with just one flick of the switch.
I can remember my own first torch, maybe 50 years ago,
we got it at Christmas from Radfords, It was black on the outside and here was
the amazing thing, it had 2 filters on it that could change the beam colour,
either red or blue, as well as the normal torch light beam. We were so excited
when we got it, we shone it on the ceiling in the big front bedroom. Then we
put our fingers in front of the beam trying to make all manner of shapes on the
ceiling, normal kids’ stuff.
Two weeks ago we had a power cut so I invested in 2 new
torches, and to my child’s delight I discovered the beam was really strong, it
has 7 lcd bulbs inside, so the beam is so strong and long. Yes I did annoy the
neighbours in the dark, but I’m 7 again while they are just old farts,
my Indiana Jones pose